February 2026: The Overland Track, Tasmania - Part 2

To read the first part of our hike go here: Part 1 of the Overland Track.

DAY FOUR — Reaching the Sky

Pelion Plains Hut to Kia Ora Hut via Mt Ossa

This morning managed to be both one of the best - and one of the worst - days of the entire trip. Unfortunately, Kathy woke with a nasty bout of vertigo. The sort that makes simply sitting upright feel like you’re trapped inside a malfunctioning washing machine. With real concern about whether she could even walk, we talked through worst-case scenarios, including the dreaded words: emergency evacuation.

But being the absolute trooper she is, Kathy decided to push on to the next hut despite being sicker, and walking more crookedly, than a drunken sailor in a rolling storm.

From the hut, it was a 4.5-kilometre climb to Pelion Gap — the turn-off for Mount Ossa, which several of us were quietly hoping to tackle — and then another four kilometres on to the next hut (a distance that felt wildly optimistic for Kathy at this point).

Leaving the hut, the offer of blue skies was a relief after rain and snow from the first few days. Unfortunately, the thick canopy of beech rainforest decided to keep this good news hidden from us for at least the next couple of hours.

Heading into the green forest, the track serves up its usual mixed platter of boardwalk, tangled roots, mud holes and wooden steps, all bundled into a 280-metre ascent carefully designed to make you question every item in your pack. After 1.5 kilometres of steady climbing, we detour briefly to Douglas Creek, where pristine, crystal-clear water spills in cool, cascading ribbons, over dark moss covered rocks.

It is not long before we are thrust into the bright light of the open woodland, flush in orange from the Scorpia bush, where we reach the high saddle between Mount Pelion East and Mount Ossa.

This is where the group split for the day. With heroic encouragement from Blake (our guide) and Acho providing steady moral support, they shepherded Kathy onward to the next hut like a professional search-and-rescue unit (Kathy tells me afterwards the constant bad humour of Acho was - for once - a welcome distraction).

With Kathy insisting I leave her behind (that is one amazing wife), the rest of us turn uphill to tackle Mount Ossa: a jagged dolerite beast and, at 1,617 metres, Tasmania’s highest peak. What begins as a gentle slope soon becomes a short but steep climb, mercifully aided by a newly built staircase.

From there we skirt the edge of Mount Doris, passing ancient dead trees whose limbs lie discarded on the ground like the giant bones of long-extinct dinosaurs.

At one point we cross an area of iridescent green cushion plants dotted with tiny pools and wind-flattened shrubs. Our guide told us a “true story” (which meant it probably wasn’t) about Japanese gardeners climbing the mountain each year to tend their alpine garden. There were no bonsai shears in sight, but nature had clearly been doing an excellent job of landscaping this fairy-tale patch all on her own.

Climbing higher once more, we round the western shoulder of Mount Doris and finally catch our first proper glimpse of Mount Ossa looming ahead. The twin spires look convincingly like the summit. However, the true peak is still hidden beyond a sheer wall of rock which stand like enormous stone gateposts, guarding what lies beyond — and the only way forward was straight between them.

It was here that the hike officially became a climb. Confronted by steps that would make a StairMaster weep, we began hauling ourselves up the lower face one step at a time. With every lung-burning ascent, the views grow wider: the hulking bulk of Mount Massif (appropriately named) to the south, while the ever present Mount Pelion East keeps a watch behind us.

With our legs rapidly dissolving into jelly, we unanimously declare it a perfect moment for lunch. While our guide attempts what looks suspiciously like the early stages of arson (wrestling a kerosene stove to provide a cup of coffee), the rest of us perch on the edge of the world, dangling our feet - not over the edge Kathy - and feast on scenery to die for.

Can you see John in the bottom left corner?

With bellies full we turn our mind to the final push up Mount Ossa. Looking up, several people immediately point at the twin peaks and the narrow, near-vertical gully between them and ask, with great sincerity, “We’re not going up that, are we?”

……We were.

Despite the concern (and fear of heights from one of our party) we push on up the slot canyon. Here, the climb now officially turns into scrambling, which then turns into something suspiciously resembling rock climbing. We pick our way through the boulder field, occasionally hauling one another up the bigger steps like a human chain.

After clinging and scrambling our way through the narrow rock channel, it is only a final, determined push to reach the upper plateau — a moment greeted with collective relief that no one had tumbled dramatically off the side of the mountain. The terrain suddenly softens and widens, and just ahead something glints strangely in the sunlight. For a brief second it looks like a giant mirror laid across the ground, reflecting clouds and rock in perfect symmetry. Up close, it reveals itself as a tarn: a small, glassy mountain pool cradled in a hollow scooped out by ancient glaciers.

A short walk from here brings us to the final summit: a pile of elephant-sized boulders stacked like a geological game of marbles. There was much discussion along the way about mountain peaks resembling nipples (a topic I will unpack a bit later), However, sitting on the roof of Tasmania, the summit reveals a panorama of peaks of a different kind: Cradle Mountain behind us, Frenchmans Cap far west and the vast wilderness of lakes and valleys beyond. Peaks bore epic names - Mount Geryon, Mount Olympus, Mount Pelion - sounding more like Greek myths than walking destinations.  Someone claimed you could see New Zealand on a clear day, which I filed under “guide exaggerations”.

While many of the group leap onto their phones — this being one of the very few places on the track where the outside world dares to intrude — I choose to ignore civilisation and simply sit with the views, soaking in every last morsel of sky, stone and silence. I could stay here for hours, but reality eventually intervenes in the form of a group photo to prove we actually made it. With our achievement officially documented, we shoulder our packs once more and begin the long, ankle-negotiating journey back down the mountain.

 While the hike up was a challenge for many of us, there was a hint of trepidation on how we would manage to get back down again. However, little did we expect that one of our poor trail buddies would make the decision to trip over on one of the flattest section of the entire track and come crashing to the ground.  As we all rush to help, Braiden is already working through the emergency evacuation protocol and how to arrange for a helicopter. 

But like a miracle - or at least a very determined resurrection - she stands up again, shaking out a very sore and bruised – but still functional – ankle. The mountain had made its point to never get complacent. Heeding its wisdom, we descend carefully, helping one another down the steeper sections and resisting the urge to become human bowling balls plummeting off the edge.

This was taken moments before the fateful fall…

After a long and exhausting return climb we eventually reach Pelion Gap again. An amazing sense of achievement comes over all of us, not only for summiting Mt Ossa, but even more from not having to be helicoptered out.

With four kilometres still to go and sunset approaching, the promise of Kia Ora Hut is deeply motivating. The Du Cane Range glowes in the distance as we drop into Pinestone Valley. While I try to take in the scenery, my thoughts are now firmly on Kathy: had she descended into a vertigo induced coma and helicopters had been called, or managed to survive the walk and was still able to stand vertical?

Reaching the hut, I am relieved to see her lying in the bed, still conscious without the world spinning around her.  By evening the symptoms begin to dissipate and we all get to stand on the deck looking out over Cathedral Mountain.

If the last few nights had not put on a good enough show, then tonight was the curtain call.  As the sun set and darkness begins to envelope the mountain, a flame red spotlight appears low in the horizon, shinning directly onto Cathedral Mountain. While I am not a religions person, looking at the mountain named after a place of worship, and a God like ray of light setting the side ablaze in red, it was a sight to behold.

As we watch Tasmania’s own fiery spectacle, reminiscent of Uluru’s glow, we toast to two big sets of achievements - for some of us reaching the highest summit in Tasmania, and for others getting to the Hut in one piece.

 

Side Note:  I previously mentioned the reference to some mountain peaks resembling nipples, however little did I realise the female anatomy would become a major topic of discussion. If you are a female and ever struggle with your day pack not having adjustable traps, I would highly recommend you do not use something to tie them together in front of you. Otherwise, they may inadvertently bring together said breasts to create a significantly more enlarged cleavage and you are likely to become the but of all jokes for the rest of the trip.  Mountains may look like nipples, but I am not sure how this got called “Chicky Chicky Wah Wahs”! ….. Maybe Gabe will know?


DAY FIVE — Cold Rivers and Ancient Trees

Kia Ora Hut to Windy Ridge Hut

Waking early — at least early by my standards — I am greeted by the silhouette of Cathedral Mountain, its dark outline framed by delicate, thread-like pink clouds streaming from the summit like silk ribbons in the morning light. It feels like the mountain are quietly announcing a fine day ahead. Even the birds seem unusually enthusiastic about the prospect.

Kathy, however, was still dealing with the lingering hangover from yesterday’s vertigo episode, though thankfully today’s walk promised to be one of the gentler stages.

After another hearty breakfast — and once again feeling very fortunate that our version of hiking luxury replaced freeze-dried sachets with home-baked bread and steaming bowls of porridge — we soon find ourselves back on the track, moving through dry eucalypt and beech forest.

Crossing Kia Ora Creek, the trail climbs gradually until we reached the old Du Cane Hut. Built in 1910 by trappers, the hut is constructed entirely from split timber shingles, giving it a sturdy, but slightly crooked charm. Sitting in the grass beside the hut, our guide Braydon begins spinning another one of his yarns - somewhere between history lesson and tall tale.

Bert Nicholls and Paddy Hartnett were fur trappers working Tasmania’s rugged high country in the early 1900s, long before anyone considered wilderness something you visited for fun. Unlike us, their packs were filled with animal pelts rather than spare socks and camera gear. Their traplines ran through the Pelion and Du Cane ranges along rough routes that would eventually evolve into sections of the Overland Track. They built huts where they could — not for comfort but for survival — rough shelters of timber walls, smoky fires and gaps large enough to let snow drift inside.

Paddy Hartnett’s story ended less romantically; he died in 1944 after years of hard living, alcoholism and retreating into near-hermit life. As with all good bush yarns (including the one about the bath tub), it was difficult to tell where the facts ended and the embellishments began.

Leaving the hut behind, the track meanders gently onward along more fundulations — the constant rise and fall changing the vegetation with it. At one point we stop beside a colossal King Billy pine, ancient and towering, its age impossible to determine without tree rings. These trees evolved long before much of Australia’s modern fauna and remain living remnants of the ancient Gondwanan forests.

With lunch approaching, we drop our packs and grab a small daypack for the two-kilometre return detour down to Hartnett Falls. Reaching the top of the falls was the perfect spot for luch: smooth rocks, clear water and the gentle rush of the Mersey River sliding past.

Dangling our feet in the shallow water is enough to send them numb almost instantly, but a few of us — either brave or foolish — decide that if we’d come this far, we might as well go for a swim.

“Swimming” is perhaps a generous term.

Finally summoning the courage, I plunge into the glacial water. The cold detonated through my body like electricity. My lungs forgot how to function, my soul attempted an emergency evacuation, and I experienced what scientists call panic! Moments later I scrambled back out of the water shrieking and thinking myself lucky for already having children.

After defrosting in the sun like a contented lizard, we wander down to the base of the falls where the water spills over dark rock in a gleaming ribbon of white spray.

Returning to our packs, the track begins a steady climb toward Du Cane Pass before dropping sharply again toward Windy Ridge. The forest gradually shifts as well. Dry sclerophyll gives way to damper woodland with towering trees reaching for the heavens.

Flowers are scarce beneath the dense canopy, but fungi flourishes in the cool dampness. Passing through ancient trees, the forest begins to feel almost storybook-like — moss-covered logs, tiny trickling streams and fungi in every imaginable colour.

 The track itself becomes a labyrinth of roots that twisted across the ground like nature’s own obstacle course. While they didn’t quite manage to ankle-tap anyone, the forest did extract its revenge in other ways. Roland performed his now customary daily fall, this time slipping off a log and landing squarely in knee-deep mud. Meanwhile Megs found herself stranded halfway across a large fallen trunk, stuck like a floundering turtle unable to move either forward or backward. Despite receiving absolutely no assistance from her loving husband, she eventually manages a dismount that would have scored a solid zero from any Olympic gymnastics judge.

Wandering further through the forest it would be easy to lose the track if not for the trail markers guiding the way. The modern bright-orange triangles stand out like little beacons in the trees, but I find myself more fascinated by the older markings — scars carved into tree trunks by early trappers and hunters. Though softened by moss and bark over the decades, these marks still remain, quiet reminders of those who travelled here long before hiking poles and Gore-Tex jackets.

Eventually we emerge at Windy Ridge Hut, greeted immediately by the comforting smell of dinner being prepared and the familiar woven wool wall panels. Each hut along the track is decorated with these beautiful artworks — intricate wool tapestries depicting nearby mountains and landscapes.

While the artwork was impressive, we are equally spoiled by the nightly selection of local Tasmanian wines. Tonight, however, there is an added surprise: a cold local beer waiting to reward us for another successful day on the Overland Track. It is a fitting toast — though a slightly bittersweet one — marking not only the end of a great day’s walking, but sadly our final night on the trail.


DAY SIX — The Final Steps

Windy Ridge Hut to Lake St Clair

This morning carried that unmistakable feeling that the journey was coming to an end.

I often laugh at Kathy because on the final day of any trip, or even the final hour of a hike, she transforms into what I call the horse turning for home. Suddenly there is no stopping her. The pace increases, the destination becomes magnetic, and woe betide anyone who tries to slow her down.

But this time it wasn’t just Kathy. I think our entire walking party was quietly looking forward to the return of civilisation - although, given the level of comfort we’d enjoyed in our huts over the past few nights, I can hardly complain about the “wilderness hardship”.

With packs loaded for the final time, we set off for the last 10 kilometres of the Overland Track.

It wasn’t long before we fall into an easy rhythm, marching gently through tall sclerophyll forest with flashes of wildflowers in the understorey. Tea trees, bottlebrush, banksias and countless smaller blooms dot the landscape. The track slopes gradually downhill, allowing us to spread out and walk at our own pace — the perfect opportunity to listen to the chorus of birds and the steady murmur of the nearby Narcissus River, our quiet companion for much of the morning.

Every now and then we cross small creeks and streams, each offering one final excuse to pause for photos. At one point we encounter a small yabby stranded squarely in the middle of the track, clearly having taken a wrong turn somewhere. He stands defiantly with claws raised, ready to defend his position against this strange parade of giant hikers interrupting his journey.

Further along, the eucalypt forest thins briefly, opening a window across to a distant grassy clearing known as the Bowling Green — a perfect feeding ground for wombats contentedly grazing their way through the day. Above us, black cockatoos call from the treetops while the forest hums with the chatter of smaller birds.

We soon reached Pine Valley Junction, the turn-off for ambitious side trips to both The Acropolis and The Labyrinth. Under different circumstances the temptation might have been irresistible — but today the horse had well and truly bolted. Our destination lay ahead, and nobody was volunteering for extra kilometres.

The vegetation thickens as the track descends toward the Narcissus River, and through a break in the trees I catch my first glimpse of Mount Olympus rising in the distance. Soon the forest falls away entirely and we burst out onto wide button grass plains. A boardwalk snakes through the golden grass, drawing the eye forward toward Mount Olympus standing proudly on the horizon like the final curtain of the landscape.

Eventually we reach the suspension bridge over the Narcissus River. Crossing one person at a time, I bounce my way across — perhaps enjoying the wobble a little more than necessary. Kathy, on the other hand, is just glad that she no longer has the wobbles from the vertigo a few days ago.

On the other side sat Narcissus Hut, one of the final public huts on the track. For most walkers it marks the beginning of the last stretch to Lake St Clair. For us, however, it was the finish line.

We drop our packs on the small wharf while our guides celebrated the end of the trip with one last icy plunge into the water. The rest of us adopt a far more sensible strategy: lying in the sun and waiting for the ferry.

Soon enough it arrives, and we board for the 17-kilometre cruise across Lake St Clair to Cynthia Bay. I find a seat beside an open window and let the cool lake air rush in as the boat carries us steadily south. Behind us the mountains slowly receed, fading layer by layer into the distance.

Back on land at the National Parks office, we gather in front of the familiar Overland Track sign for the obligatory group photo. Standing here there are mixed emotions — pride in finishing, sadness that it was over, and the quiet excitement of returning to our own beds.


EPILOGUE — The Wilderness Within

 

The Overland Track is widely considered one of Australia’s most famous multi-day hikes, and after walking it myself I can see exactly why.

The track itself is not especially difficult, but what it lacks in physical brutality it more than makes up for in extraordinary variety. In just a few days the landscape shifts constantly — from high alpine meadows to deep ancient rainforests, from windswept button grass plains to groves of prehistoric pines.

I know the purists sometimes frown upon those of us who take the “softer” option and stay in private huts rather than carrying everything on our backs. Some even complain about the relative comfort of the public huts themselves.

And while I absolutely appreciate the importance of keeping wilderness places wild and limiting human impact, I also believe these landscapes should be shared. Not everyone is willing — or able — to carry 30 kilograms on their back and sleep under a tarp in the rain.

Walking the Overland Track is still no walk in the park — even when done in relative comfort. But it is an experience every person should have the opportunity to undertake at least once in their life. Because only by walking through places like this can we truly appreciate their beauty and understand why they must be protected.

For me, writing this story is not only a way to preserve the memories of our journey, but also a chance to share a small piece of the experience with others. If it encourages even a few people to step outside, explore places like this, and understand why our unique natural environments deserve to be protected, then it has served its purpose.

We began as six slightly questionable adventurers and two French nationals, and somewhere along the way we became a team — bonded by wind, rain, snow, laughter, fear, triumph… and more than a little good wine.

And somewhere out there in the Tasmanian wilderness, I suspect Gustav Weindorfer would quietly approve.

This is the Overland Track.

February 2026: The Overland Track, Tasmania - Part 1

A Wilderness Worth Walking

The Overland Track is not just Australia’s premier alpine trek, it’s one of the world’s great wilderness journeys. Winding for roughly 65 km (or more than 80km with side trips) from the glacial ribs of Cradle Mountain to the glassy silence of Lake St Clare, it traverses landscapes carved by ice, sculpted by wind, and covered with endemic life found nowhere else on Earth.

But that’s the tourist brochure sales pitch.

What follows is the real story of seven lunatics and two French nationals who enjoy one heck of a week in Tasmania’s high country.

PROLOGUE

It usually begins, as most questionable adventures do - with Gabe coming up with an idea and then others doing the homework. But not this time.  Instead, she goes one step further and books a hike through the Tasmanian wilderness then puts out the call - who wants to join in?

It is for this reason 8 of us decide that the idea of escaping work and getting out in nature is worth putting up with each other for the trip. However, because most of us are now in the age bracket politely described as “old people”, we chose to do it in style - staying in private huts run by the Tasmanian Walking Company. This meant rehydrated noodles are to be replaced with proper food, creek washing replaced with four-minute showers, and filtered stream water to be replaced - heroically - with Tasmanian wine.


THE NIGHT BEFORE: Launceston to Red Feather Inn

We all converge in Launceston, at the sandstone embrace of Red Feather Inn, a place with the right kind of charm to calm the nerves of even the most anxious walker. It is here we first meet our guides, Blake and Braydon. I got a sense they regarded us sympathetically, in the way one looks at people who have clearly no idea what the hell they are doing as one of our party nodded bravely and secretly Googled “what is hypothermia”.

With hiking gear laid out, we go through a roll call of essential equipment with the precision of astronauts preparing for launch.  We were required to be well-prepared: sturdy boots, waterproof gear, warm layers - because wild weather here wasn’t a threat, it was tradition capable of snow, rain, sun and wind on the same summer afternoon. 

With most gear present, and last-minute decisions to ditch non-essential items to reduce pack weight that extra few grams decided, we re-load our packs – our worldly possessions for the week - ready for adventure.

The rest of the evening is spent over a spread of local produce, wine and laughter giddy with excitement and anticipation for what lay ahead. Conversation alternated between competitive lying about fitness levels and the amount of training beforehand (no Megs- it is not just about the ‘quality’) and wondering who would be first to fall over.

DAY ONE — FORCES OF NATURE:

Waldheim to Barn Bluff Hut

We wake early for a scrumptious breakfast before one last re-pack (ie; what else could I do without in order to fit in the essential scroggin - a tramper's home-made high-calorie sweetmeat comprising dried fruit and nuts). Boarding the small minibus, we make our way to Cradle Mountain–Lake St Clair National Park under a sky that looked undecided about our fate ahead. Piling out of the bus, packs on back, water bottles filled and poles in hand, our boots hit the trail leaving the last bars of mobile phone reception behind.

Switching off from the world outside, the track wasted no time introducing us to Tasmania’s geological and ecological story. Walking through ancient temperate rainforest of myrtle beech, sassafras, and moss thick enough to cushion any fall. This soon gives way to Crater Lake, a perfect glacial bowl carved during the last Ice Age.

Natures water fountain

Within a few bends we were reminded the Overland Track was both spectacular and serious. This is no stroll or walk in the park. The first ascent to Marion’s Lookout (approx 1,250 m) is not for the faint-hearted especially with more than 10kg strapped to your back trying to topple you head over the cliff edge. We slowly haul ourselves up the steep section using chains bolted to the cliff - the near vertical climb filling lungs and testing the leg muscles (see John – those three weeks doing leg presses at the gym finally paid off). At Marions Lookout we enjoy a view over Crater Lake, Dove Lake and the surrounding valleys.

The Climb to Marions Lookout

From here the track undulates (what we later are informed are called “fundulations”) across the plataue. As we climb higher, the trees become increasingly stunted, pressed down by the relentless power of mother nature. Soon, they give way to tough, resilient shrubs, grasses and wildflowers, uniquely adapted to withstand the brutal weather conditions that are commonplace up here. In the distance, dark dolerite columns begin to rise out of the horizon, the volcanic bones of mountains shaped by fire, ice and an unforgiving amount of time.

Eventually we reach Kitchen Hut sitting at the base of Cradle Mountain which looms ovehead like a natural church cathedral spire. The geology here is older than most countries, quartzite bedrock tilted eons ago.

Almost 10 years ago we arrived here at Kitchen Hut as a day hiker and made our way to the summit of Cradle Mountain. We were fortunate enough to experience a brilliant blue-sky day. But standing at the top looking down over the Overland Track disappearing into the horizon, I became jealous of those hikers leaving us day trippers behind.  10 years later we are now one of those hikers.

Cradle Mountain

While the weather was nothing short of perfect years ago when we first summited Cradle Mountain, today we faced the true temperament of these wild ranges. What started as a gentle shower quickly escalated: wind whipped the rain sideways, pelting our gear and forcing us to stoop, braced against the threat of being swept off the mountain. At last, we stumbled into the emergency igloo-like shelter, finding relief and a moment to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. It was a welcome refuge, but also a stark reminder that the fierce weather here is never to be underestimated.

While the temporary shelter was a relief, clearly the entire walking party could not all stay here overnight so we pushed on through the wind and rain in the knowledge that there was a warm shower and heaters waiting at the end. By the time Barn Bluff Hut’s honey timber walls appeared, we were soaked but strangely exhilarated. A younger me would have enjoyed staying in the public huts or tents, however standing here soaked to the bone I am glad we chose to live in a bit more luxury.

While the huts may have more luxuries than the public hut, that does not make them any less sustainable.  Solar power, rainwater collection and strict waste protocols ensure that even luxury is done with respect to the wilderness. This, we reasoned, was entirely in keeping with the spirit of the track’s founder, Gustav Weindorfer - an Austrian-born hotelier who arrived in Tasmania in the early 1900s, fell in love with Cradle Mountain, and promptly campaigned for it to be protected “for the people forever”. He believed wilderness should be experienced, not conquered. He did not, however, specify whether it should be experienced with gourmet meals and pinot noir.


DAY TWO — Icing on the Mountains

Barn Bluff Hut to Pine Forest Moor Standing Camp

Waking inside our warm sleeping bags, cocooned in a snug, dry hut, it was easy to believe the world outside was behaving itself. The long-range forecast we’d obsessively checked before leaving home had warned us the temperature would plunge into single digits overnight, but forecasts are abstract things when you’re in the mountains. We shuffled into the dining room — which also functioned as kitchen, lounge room and physio room — and peered through the window into the pale early-morning light.

At first, something odd was drifting past the glass. Little white flecks. Soft, floaty things that looked suspiciously like cotton wool escaping from a torn pillow. We stared in silence for a moment, still waking up, until someone finally shouted the word none of us had prepared for: “SNOW!” Faces were instantly pressed to the window like children in a toy shop. It was undeniably magical — and also a little bit daunting. Snow, in the middle of summer, was not part of the tourist brochure. As the excitement settled, a new thought arrived: we were about to hike through it.

Not being detered, we set off across undulating heathland, our boots leaving a trail of fresh footprints in the thin white dusting. It wasn’t deep — just enough to give the mountains a light frosting, as though Tasmania had been lightly dusted with icing sugar. Ice crystals cling to the edges of the pandanifolia (grass tree), and every step feels slightly more adventurous than strictly necessary for a holiday. The cold air makes everything sharper: the silence, the crunch underfoot, and the very clear realisation that this place did not care what month it was.

 A few hours later the snow retreated as quickly as it had arrived, melting into the soil and transforming the track into a network of miniature rivers and lakes. With the extra moisture, the scoparia shrubs burst into colour, its flowers flaring in reds, yellows and whites like bunting strung across the plain. Nearby, Eucalypts stand like solemn green sentinels guarding the trail, looking as though they had seen far stranger things than a group of damp hikers complaining about their socks.

Continuing along the gentle “fundulations” of the track, we began our descent into rainforest, where low alpine shrubs slowly surrender to dense, tangled forest that filter the daylight into a soft green glow. The world closed in around us, cool and damp, as trunks thicken and branches knit together overhead. Fallen logs lay strewn across the forest floor like a giant’s forgotten pick-up-sticks, each one thickly coated in luminous lime-green moss.

The melting snow also introduces us to one of the great philosophical lessons of the Overland Track: ‘mud is your friend’. The rule is simple - walk through it, not around it. Trying to dodge puddles risks twisted ankles, heroic slips, and the slow widening of the track through erosion. The soils here are so fragile they take thousands of years to rebuild, which is why boardwalks snake across the wettest sections, protecting vegetation that grows at the speed of continental drift. Of course, this noble principle does not stop the track itself from becoming a cunning obstacle course of tree roots designed specifically to trip you, combined with thigh-deep, energy-sapping mud that steals your boots and occasionally your dignity.

As quick as you descend, its not long before you rise back up again out of the forrest. Eventually the weather softens and gray skies are replaced with flashes of blue. Gums and myrtle trees thin and give way to open plains with Mount Pelion West appearing ahead of us. Further on, Lake Windermere provides the perfect spot for a short break and would have been an ideal spot for a swim had the temperature not been colder than my beer fridge.

Looking out over Mount Pelion West

After a day of extremes on the Overland Track we arrive at Pine Forest Moor Standing Camp, where the original hut had recently been lost to fire. While our small rooms are replaced with simple tents, we still get the comfort of a temporary mess building that is very civilised, especially once wine appears.

As dusk settles, our first wombat wanders casually through the grass outside our window, unconcerned by the earlier snow or curious hikers taking photos as it grazes.

If the evening couldn’t get any better, as we watch the last showers fade over Mount Oakleigh, a rainbow arches over the escarpment, nature’s way of ending the chapter to another amazing day on the Overland Track.


DAY THREE — Ancient Rainforests

Pine Forest Moor to Pelion Plains Hut

This morning greeted us with a light mist draped over the mountains and what would prove to be the final curtain call for rain for the rest of the hike.

While the past few days had been dominated by big, brag-worthy alpine views, today belonged entirely to ancient forests. It is not long after setting off that we descend into towering myrtle-beech rainforest, thick with moss and fern and looking suspiciously like a rejected set from Lord of the Rings.

Ferns unfurl. Logs decay slowly. Water whispers constantly, as if the forest itself is gossiping about us. Ahead, the trail narrows into a green tunnel, the vegetation closing in and pulling your gaze forward into the distance. It is hypnotic walking, the kind that makes you forget how long you’ve been moving until you trip over.

Below your feet lies a twisting spiderweb of roots. It becomes a difficult choice whether to stare downwards to avoid tripping over, or to look ahead for the next orange marker to reassure yourself you haven’t wandered off and gotten lost like the girls in the movie Picnic at Hanging Rock.

Equally twisted are the surrounding trunks. Much of the gnarly forest is coated in fluorescent green moss, as though a painter arrived with only one colour and committed fully to using the entire tin.

This effect becomes even more dramatic when crossing the small streams, where the boulders look less like rocks and more like strange, overgrown furry apples.

After several transitions in and out of forest, we reach the Forth River which curves quietly beside us. Not long after, we arrive at Frog Flats, the lowest point of the entire track, where the forest feels ancient beyond time.

Stopping to rest, I notice the smaller details: the bright red berries of the Mountain Pinkberry; the textured bark of the trees; the intricate patterns in the moss; the curly dry leaves of the Pandani (giant grass tree); the broccoli like Lichen (Blue Tier); and the strange, vivid orange Ruby Beech fungus. This fungus grows only on Myrtle Beech trees, forming a smooth globe before splitting open to resemble an orange golf ball. Amazingly, it is edible, although I prefer the hut chefs over my foraging effort.

As we ascend again, the wetter forest begins to fade and dry sclerophyll forest makes its return. This eventually opens onto Pelion Plains, delivering distant views and the iconic spires of Mount Oakleigh, where dolerite columns frame the horizon like the broken tooth of an alligator. Below this button grass spills outward from the tree line. Other flowers appear. In fact, between 40 and 55 per cent of the documented alpine plant species here are found nowhere else in the world.

Lunch is taken beside the historic Old Pelion Hut, a century-old building once used by miners and early trappers. Built in1917 (although there were other huts built prior) as accommodation for the manager of the nearby copper mine, it served hunters and trappers before walkers began to be its primary residence. Here, the wilderness shifted from something to be endured for survival and work, to something you entered voluntarily - a decision that still seems questionable to me when it’s raining and blowing a gale.

Further on, we pass the New Pelion public hut, where I am certain the walkers glare at us, knowing we are among those ‘special’ people staying in luxury. To avoid inflaming tensions, we detour to Fossil Creek, which leaves little to the imagination. The creek bed is scattered with fossilised rocks bearing ancient markings etched into stone.

After another remarkable day on the track, we arrive at our hut for the night. Sitting in comfortable lounges in front of a warm heater, Riesling in hand (again, apologies to those in the public hut), I read about the thylacine - better known as the Tasmanian tiger - hunted relentlessly for bounties and blamed for livestock losses until extinction ended the argument. The last known thylacine died in 1936 at Hobart Zoo, but that has not stopped thousands of reported sightings ever since. It felt sad to reflect on the loss while sitting in what is now a World Heritage Area with wombats and pademelon grazing outside our window in the last of the evening light.


SEE HERE FOR Part 2……..






December 2025: New Zealand

PROLOGUE

The following story captures two weeks of moving through Te Waipounamu on foot - boots on gravel, rock, mud and boardwalk - following a loose but irresistible pull south through Mount Cook, Wānaka, Te Anau and Queenstown. The plan was simple: walk as much as possible, pause often, and let the landscape do the talking.

This isn’t a detailed guide to hikes or the scenic tourist spots to visit. It’s a visual diary of moving through a landscape that feels vast, humbling and deeply alive. These images are reminders that sometimes the best way to understand a place is simply to walk through it - slowly, imperfectly, and with a camera never quite able to capture the full scale of what’s in front of you.

Before I dive into a story, indulge me for a moment: let me share a few of the landscapes that overtake the senses leaving you speachless. Mountains rise vertically from the valley, their ridges sketching the sky. Glacial blue lakes lie still providing perfect mirrors for the clouds that drift like cotton in the breeze. Forests breathe in mossy silence painted a thousand shades of green. This is a sample of the 10 days of scenic overload we had on our unforgettable journey across New Zealand’s South Island.

​The road south

Christchurch to Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park.

Our journey began in Christchurch as little more than a strategic overnight stop. After a short flight, our ambitions were modest: locate a local pub, order pizza, and reacquaint ourselves with the restorative power of a cold beer. The following day we pointed the car south toward Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park.

There’s something quietly hypnotic about the roads of the South Island. They rarely travel in straight lines, instead bending and weaving their way through mountains, along lakeshores, and across wide open valleys as if following the natural rhythm of the land. Each corner offers a small sense of anticipation - what view might appear next, another glacier-fed lake, a snow-dusted peak, or a stretch of road disappearing into the distance. These winding roads are less about getting somewhere quickly and more about the joy of the journey itself, where every turn feels like the opening scene of another postcard.

Within a couple of hours of leaving Christchurch, the scenery began to escalate rapidly. Our first major pause was at Lake Tekapo and the famously photogenic Church of the Good Shepherd. As expected, there were plenty of tourists - although I had to remind myself that technically I was one of them. Still, it didn’t take much effort to escape the crowds. A small dirt road along the lake delivered instant solitude. The turquoise water stretched out before us, perfectly still, framed by distant mountains.

As if the colours weren’t already vivid enough, the shoreline was scattered with bright purple and pink lupins. These wildflowers look like they’ve been planted by an overly enthusiastic landscape designer, but the locals will quickly tell you they’re actually an invasive weed. Quite possibly the most photogenic weed on Earth.

Continuing south along Lake Pukaki, the scenery dialled up yet again. The lake’s glacial blue water followed the road like, and slowly, almost theatrically, Aoraki / Mount Cook began to appear on the horizon. Snow-capped peaks rose behind the lake like a painted backdrop that refused to feel real. The view was so perfect it felt slightly indulgent that this was only day two.

Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park

The next day was our official “warm-up”, which in hiking terms meant 16.5 kilometres of “short” walks. We tackled sections of the famous Hooker Valley Track, though unfortunately part of it was closed so we could only venture part way. Even so, suspension bridges, glacier-fed rivers and towering peaks ensured the walk still delivered the goods. Later we climbed to the Sealy Tarns Track viewpoint overlooking Mueller Lake.

That afternoon we visited the Tasman Glacier View Track, which overlooks the impressive Tasman Glacier. At 27 kilometres long, it’s New Zealand’s largest glacier, a slow-moving river of ice carved over thousands of years. The glacier has been steadily retreating in recent decades, leaving behind the milky-blue Tasman Lake, dotted with floating icebergs.

Day four tested our optimism. The Mueller Hut Route greeted us with 2,200 stairs before the real climbing even began. Above the stairs, the trail turned into steep scree slopes and slippery rock. Fog rolled in, rain followed, and the visibility slowly shrank until the surrounding mountains simply vanished. Somewhere up there was Mueller Hut, but after a while we conceded defeat. Turning around was the sensible option. Of course, turning around also meant descending every single stair we had just climbed. It was exhausting and oddly satisfying — classic “type two fun”, the kind that only becomes enjoyable once it’s over.

As evening settled over Mount Cook the mountains slowly shifted from bright alpine theatre to something quieter and more atmospheric. A perfect opportunity to leave the warmth of the hotel room to watch the last orange glow over the mountains. Photographing the moon rising over the peak required a little more patience and a lot of hope that the clouds would behave. Slowly, almost shyly, the moon edged its way above the jagged ridgeline, casting a soft blue glow across the snow capped mountain. The light was subtle but magical, the kind that photographers chase but can never quite plan.

One of the quiet joys of the park is its remarkable alpine flora. Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park is home to roughly 300–400 plant species, many uniquely adapted to the harsh alpine environment. In summer the landscape bursts into colour, particularly with the white blooms of the Mount Cook buttercup, or ranunculus — the largest buttercup species in the world. In places the alpine meadows resemble an English cottage garden that has somehow been relocated to a rugged mountain wilderness.

Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park to Wanaka

While we could easily have spent another week exploring the National Park, it was time to get back on the road to Wānaka.

It was not long before boots were laced again for the Diamond Lake and Rocky Mountain Track. The trail climbed steeply through forest before opening onto sweeping viewpoints above Bishops Bay. The legs complained a little, but the views had a way of quieting that conversation.

Photographing the famous Wanaka Tree at sunrise can feel less like landscape photography and more like a wildlife safari at feeding time. Like a pack of safari photographers capturing a lion on a fresh kill, the lake can often be over run with photographers. Rather than joining the dawn frenzy, I opted for a different strategy: return later that night. Long after the morning “hunt” had ended and the crowd had dispersed, the lake was quiet again. As the moon rose above the lake, its soft light illuminated the lone tree standing calmly in the water — no competition, no jockeying for position, just a peaceful moment with one of New Zealand’s most photographed trees.

The following day was officially labelled a “rest day”. In hiking language this apparently means replacing hiking with a casual 20-kilometre trail run along the Glendhu Bay Track. It turns out that when you’re surrounded by scenery like this, the definition of rest becomes wonderfully flexible.

Wanaka to Te Anau

An early start the next morning saw us driving to Te Anau. But rather than easing into the day, we decided to leave early so we could climb a mountain — or at least most of one. A helicopter lifted us halfway up Mount Luxmore on the famous Kepler Track, leaving “only” a 16-kilometre hike to the summit and back.

Even with the head start, it was a solid day on the legs, Landing into open alpine terrain where tussock grass and rocky ridgelines overlook the forest canopy below. From here the mountain reveals its true character — sweeping views across the vast wilderness of Fiordland, distant lakes scattered like mirrors among the mountains, and clouds drifting slowly across the valleys below. The final push to the summit requires a little extra effort, but standing on top makes every step worthwhile.


Along the trail we encountered one of the region’s most entertaining residents: the kea. Not the Kia car — although both are known for their mischievous tendencies. The Kea is a highly intelligent alpine parrot with a reputation for curiosity and petty theft. They’ve been known to unzip backpacks, dismantle windscreen wipers and help themselves to unattended lunches. Watching them inspect hikers with the enthusiasm of a customs officer searching luggage is both amusing and slightly concerning.

The following day we actually honoured the concept of rest. A sleep-in was followed by a massage and a leisurely scenic drive through Fiordland National Park. Light drizzle hung in the air — not enough to deter exploration. At Mirror Lakes the famous reflections were slightly blurred by wind, creating more of an impressionist painting than a perfect mirror. We continued through the sweeping grasslands of Eglinton Valley before stretching our legs on the Lake Gunn Nature Walk, a peaceful loop through red beech forest where towering trees filtered the soft afternoon light.

Te Anau to Queenstown

The next day we headed to Queenstown, where the pace shifted once again. Boots were briefly replaced with bicycles as we rode 33 kilometres from Arrowtown to Queenstown, following rivers and historic gold-mining trails. Riding an e-bike turned the hills from a potential lung-buster into pure fun. With a gentle push from the electric assist, climbs that might normally require grinding gears suddenly felt effortless, leaving more energy to enjoy the scenery and the winding trail beside the river.

 Our final hike was saved for the last day: the climb up Ben Lomond. The trail gains roughly 1,000 metres in elevation and wastes little time doing so. It’s a relentless climb that steadily burns through the legs and lungs. But at the summit the effort suddenly becomes irrelevant. Jagged peaks stretch across the horizon, Lake Wakatipu winds through the valley below, and the entire landscape unfolds in every direction.

 

After two weeks of walking, climbing, and occasionally redefining the meaning of “rest”, it felt like the perfect place to finish — standing on top of a mountain, quietly wondering how a single island could pack so much scenery into one journey.



August 2025: Mundi Mundi, NSW

Bashing into the Outback

When a work trip popped up in Broken Hill, what better excuse to tack on a camping adventure? But this wasn’t destined to be one of those remote, silent outback escapes where your only neighbour is a lone dingo. Instead, we decided to join 15,000 other campers at the Mundi Mundi Bash – Australia’s biggest desert music festival, held from 21–23 August on Belmont Station, out on the endless Mundi Mundi Plains.

First challenge: getting there. For the uninitiated, “just a quick trip” to far-west New South Wales means clocking up about 1,200 kilometres, which we (foolishly) attempted almost in one day, collapsing overnight in Wilcannia. That seemed like the hardest part – until the kangaroos joined in.

Leaving Wilcannia at dawn was like driving through a marsupial demolition derby. About a hundred kamikaze kangaroos seemed determined to see whether my windscreen was stronger than their skulls. Thanks to a recently installed bull bar, the car survived, though with a new dent. Sad for the roo, but better than explaining to roadside assistance why our radiator now contained fur.

Known as the “Silver City,” Broken Hill is equal parts industrial grit and cultural surprise. Its wide streets and heritage pubs tell the story of one of Australia’s richest mining booms, while its vibrant art scene (thanks in no small part to the late Pro Hart and Priscilla: Queen of the Desert ) has earned it a reputation as an outback arts capital.

After a quick pit stop in Broken Hill, we swung right towards Silverton – a one-horse town where, yes, the horse really does wander into the pub. From there, it’s another nine kilometres until the horizon fills with the strangest sight: a wagon-wheel formation of modern nomads. Forget covered wagons – these were gleaming Winnebagos and caravans so large they could house small villages, all arranged in a dusty semicircle.

Now in its fourth year, the Mundi Mundi Bash has grown into a major outback music event. But don’t expect a rodeo of cowboys in Akubras and blue jeans. This was more like Australia’s biggest retirement village on tour. The average age was firmly in the “sunset years” – perhaps matching the lineup. Hoodoo Gurus, The Angels, Leo Sayer, Dragon, Mi-Sex, Rose Tattoo – bands that were selling records when a “tape” wasn’t something for your knees but the thing you swapped with friends.

To be fair, there were slightly younger acts too. Missy Higgins, The Cat Empire and Kasey Chambers made sure the festival didn’t turn completely into a ‘70s reunion.

Like thousands of other grey nomads, we shuffled down with our camp chairs and settled in for long days of music. Occasionally, we ventured into the “mosh pit”, though the wildest thing I spotted in there was a Zimmer frame waving in time to the beat.

Of course, the Bash is more than just music. It doubles as a fundraising powerhouse, raising thousands for the Royal Flying Doctor Service. It also offers a world record or two. This year, we joined 6,779 people in smashing the record for the world’s largest Nutbush dance, raising over $100,000 in the process. Watching that many people heel-toe their way across the desert was strangely beautiful – like line dancing on steroids.

And then there was the Mundi Undie Run. I made the wise choice of leaving my underwear at home, but Kathy joined the parade of g-strings, lace, and superheroes sprinting through the dust. Some sights cannot be unseen.

 If that wasn’t enough spectacle, the Mad Max II and Furiosa filming locations added a post-apocalyptic vibe. Bashers donned leather, spikes, and goggles, creating a surreal blend of rock festival and doomsday dress-up.

So, while the journey involved kamikaze kangaroos, dented bull bars, and aging singers, the destination proved worth it. The Mundi Mundi Bash isn’t just a festival – it’s a dusty, eccentric, utterly unforgettable slice of outback Australia.

JUNE 2025: Lower Portland, NSW

I am not the religious type but there’s something almost spiritual about sleeping in a church - especially one that no longer requires repentance to enter. In Lower Portland, a sleepy hamlet on the banks of the Colo River in New South Wales, we escaped Sydney for the weekend to stay in an 1880s weatherboard church that’s been lovingly converted into a cosy riverside retreat. Once a place of sermons and hymns, its now a place to get away from the madness of the City.

Inside, the old church has been reborn with warmth and charm. The timber floors creak in that reassuring way that old buildings do, as if whispering their history with every step. A slow combustion fireplace takes centre stage, turning the room into a glowing cocoon by night. There’s nothing quite like the simple joy of sitting fireside, glass of red in hand, pretending you’ve earned this moment after a hard day’s work (when in truth, your only achievement was locating more firewood).

The next morninig, despite the body not wanting to leave the cozzie warmth of the bed, we pull ourselves away for an early morning run.  The air was crisp, clean, and filled with the scent of damp earth from the light rain overnight. As the first rays of sunlight peek over the gums, the rays of light provide a somewhat goddly experience (fitting for where we have just spent the night).

This is perfectly matched by the otherworldly sight of mist rising from the Colo River, the surface shimmering like a ghostly veil in the early light.

Having worked up an apetite, eventually, the lure of good food tempt’s us away from the Church. A scenic drive through winding roads and green pastures leads to The Settlers Arms Inn in St Albans. Established in 1836, this Georgian-style sandstone pub once served as a vital stopover for the Cobb & Co. stagecoaches rattling between Sydney and Newcastle. Today, it’s more about slow lunches and a nice Guiness than horse-drawn haste.

Not a bad way to end a loveley weekend escape.

February 2025: Jervis Bay

Turquoise water, blindingly white sand, native wildlife and flora in full bloom - What’s not to love about Jervis Bay?

Deciding to take the luxury path, we book a B&B with a group of great friends to spend the weekend exploring this small slice of paradise.

One day is spent doing a leisurely stroll along the Scribbly Gum and White Sands Walking Track, which provides a mix of sublime coastal scenery interspersed with towering gums.

No trip to Jervis Bay is complete without a stop at Hyams Beach—home to what is allegedly the whitest sand in the world. Whether or not that title is scientifically accurate or just a very confident marketing campaign, one thing’s for sure: it’s white. So white, in fact, you’ll need sunnies just to look at it. Combine that with crystal-clear water you’ve got yourself one of the best beach experiences in Australia. 

But if you are after something a little more challenging there are a range of hikes in Booderee National Park, the crown jewel of Jervis Bay. We set out on the hike to St Georges Head, a 14km-ish out and back (we opted not to do the loop track) that starts gently enough, luring you in with birdsong and fresh eucalyptus air.

There is the occasional rewards with panoramic views over Steamers Beach and Brooks Lookout as well as other small bays along the way.

One advantage of this hike is the smug satisfaction of having walked somewhere fewer people go (mostly because they’re still sunbaking at Hyams Beach). While there may not be many hikers on the track, there is definitely locals as I turned a corner and boom—a kangaroo. This one was indignant to these humans on her track. We had a brief standoff, but in the end, I offered a polite nod and it reluctantly hopped in to the adjacent bush annoyed at this interruption to her day.

Walking back we come across another local – this time one less friendly - a red belly black snake. While I managed an awkward ninja leap that would have made my Year 7 PE teacher proud, one of our travelling companions tried the technique – “if I don’t look at the snake it is not there”.  Unfortunately she ran half way then decided to stop directly in front of the snake freezing in fear, before making the strange decision to return from where she came.  This only meant she had to make the mad dash one more time, likely annoying the snake even more.

Luckily it seemed more interested in lazing in the sun not even moving despite the traumatised scream of its annoying intruder.

We only had a couple of days but have made the decision to return here again to not only explore more of the tracks, but next time brink the snorkel gear in the hope of meeting some more locals.

December 2024: Mexico, Part 8

Cancun: The Final Stop

Leaving one all-inclusive luxury resort for another, we head for the Hayatt in Cancun. Unlike most well-to-do tourists who arrive at the Hyatt by private chauffeur, we elected to catch the local bus. This decision, while budget-friendly, also led to some very strange looks from the porters as we trudged up to the grand entrance, backpacks in tow. Their confused expressions made it abundantly clear—no one, and I mean no one, walks up to the Hyatt with luggage. We had barely set foot inside before a well-dressed concierge cautiously approached, wearing the polite yet deeply concerned expression of someone about to ask, “Are you lost?”.

Despite this they let us in for the next 4 days enjoying a dazzling oasis of infinity pools, cabanas, limitless food and yes – tequilas.

From the moment we arrived, we were greeted with warm smiles and flawless service, including having the luxury of having our very own butler named “Jeeves” (not his real name but I am sure that is what his name was if translated). While the service was 5 star, I must say the food was – lets just say – very Americanised (Who knew "quesadilla" could come with ranch dressing?). The pool scene on the other hand was peak decadence.

While the luxury of the lounge pools was up there, we had to go to the top shelf and chose to book a cabana overlooking the beach for an entire day. With a friendly call to any number of staff that were waiting nearby, we ordered everything from tacos and cocktails to a massage. The only thing missing was Jeeves to peel our grapes and fan us with a palm leaf.

If the luxury of the cabana was not enough - what about the serenity of a spa with breathtaking views of the ocean. With a single phone call to Jeeves to get the spa ready, all we had to do was slip into the warm bubble filled tub allowing the warmth to wrap around us melting any tension away (not that there was much at this stage of our holiday).

I have always said we are spoilt in Australia due to our amazing beaches. While I am still biased and think there are none better, Cancun comes close. The Caribbean-blue water is so bright you’d swear it has its own Instagram filter. And the sand is whiter than the sunscreen you forgot to rub in properly.

While prying ourselves from the cabana, spa and beach was an effort, we reminded ourselves that this was not why we came to Mexico. Eager to experience some local marine life, we hopped on a ferry to Cozumel, a small island off the coast and joined a snorkellnig tour.

I had heard a lot about snorkeling and diving in the Coral Sea so snorkels in hand, we jumped in the water expecting a vibrant underwater fiesta of fish, coral, and the occasional curious sea turtle. Instead, we drifted over a vast expanse of ….. absolutely nothing. Unlike our previous snorkel at Akumal Bay, water quality was not the issue—visibility was perfect in the crystal-clear sea. The problem was that there was simply nothing to see.

The highlight of our aquatic safari? A lone, motionless starfish, who looked as unimpressed with us as we were with him. It was like paying for front-row seats to a Broadway show only to watch a janitor sweep the stage.

I shouldn’t be so harsh, though. The tour operators must have sensed our disappointment, as we soon found ourselves anchored in a shallow bay where the main activity was… drinking beer in knee-deep water. Clearly, we had booked the party boat.

But this time, the crystal-clear water worked in our favor, as we suddenly noticed more than ten stingrays gliding between our legs. While flashes of Steve Irwin’s untimely demise flickered through my mind, the rays seemed far more interested in our beers than in stabbing anyone. I half expected one to place an order for a Corona.

Determined to get some "adventure" into our itinerary, we booked a day at Extreme Adventure Eco Park—one that promised quad biking, zip-lining, and cenote diving. This was a jungle-themed Disney park, complete with overly enthusiastic guides, safety helmets, and waivers longer than the Old Testament. Despite this, the zip lines were fun, the quad biking exhilarating and the cenote was slightly more adrenalin pumping than the Hyatt pool. At no point did we feel like we were in Mexico (unless Mexico had recently been purchased by Universal Studios) but it was a great way to spend the day.

 

The last word

 After a week of over-sanitized, tourist-tailored experiences, we came to a conclusion: Cancun and Playa del Carmen are perfect for spring breakers, bachelor parties, and anyone who wants to visit Mexico without actually encountering Mexico. The real magic lies beyond the all-inclusive resorts.

The rest of Mexico? Absolute perfection. From the vibrant streets of Mexico City to the awe-inspiring ruins of Palenque, from the culinary delights of Oaxaca to the mezcal-soaked nights in Puebla—Mexico is breathtaking, welcoming, and rich with culture. And as for all those horror stories about safety? Completely overblown. The only real danger we faced was the calorie count we would need to loose when we return home.

So, should you go to Cancun? Only if you're 19, wearing a “Bride Squad” sash, or have a deep love for overpriced cocktails. Otherwise, do yourself a favour—see the real Mexico. It’s worth every peso.

December 2024: Mexico, Part 7

Playa Del Carmen

After three weeks of travelling through real Mexico — wandering through the back streets of numerous cities and towns, exploring multiple Mayan ruins, joining in on the local festivals and braving local transport — we decided it was time for a break. A little taste of luxury. A chance to bask in the indulgence of an all-inclusive resort in Playa del Carmen.

And what better place to do it than the Hilton, where the margaritas flow endlessly, the pillows are fluffier than a baby alpaca, and the staff is trained to respond to your every wish.

The thing about Playa del Carmen is that, unlike the rest of Mexico, it isn’t particularly… Mexican. It’s more like the Gold Coast with mariachi music playing faintly in the background. Here, pesos are just a suggestion with prices mostly listed in US dollars to cater for the thousands of Americans that fly here for a weekend ‘Girls Night’ or shotgun wedding.

A can of Coke? That’ll be $6. A beachside cocktail? Better take out a mortgage. And if you’re looking for authentic Mexican souvenirs, fear not—there’s an abundance of hand-carved Mayan masks made in China.

The heart of it all is 5th Avenue, the town’s famous pedestrian strip. Think Las Vegas meets Tex-Mex meets an American shopping mall. Fancy some Subway or Starbucks? You got it. Want a Hard Rock Café t-shirt that says “Playa del Carmen” but was manufactured in Indonesia? No problem. Looking for tequila? Well, you'll pay triple what you would anywhere else in Mexico.

Many travel blogs and websites warn about the so-called dangers of venturing beyond the 5th, but let’s be honest—these concerns often come from many Americans that live in their own bubble oblivious to a world outside the US of A. Step just a few blocks away—to 15th or 20th Street—and suddenly, you’re in Mexico again. The souvenir shops disappear, replaced by small taquerias where the tacos cost less than bottled water, the Zócalo hums with life and the aroma of irresistible marquesita (a crepe rolled and filled with bannanas antella or numerous other sweet toppings) fill the air.

The same goes for the beaches. The stretches near the town center are pleasant, but head just a few blocks south, and you’ll find yourself among the locals where volleyball games replace overpriced beach lounges.

Back at the Hilton, though, it’s easy to forget any of this exists. The infinity pool sparkles under the sun, the breakfast buffet offers more variety than any foodhall, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to order another piña colada or margarita poolside.

While this was our chance for a week of relaxation, and you could easily spend your entire time within the hotel grounds, this is not in our nature. So we spend the days exploring further afield.

First up snorkelling with the turtles in Akumal Bay. The brochures promise crystal-clear waters and graceful sea turtles gliding through the seagrass, but reality? It’s more like swimming in a giant, murky turtle soup, elbow-to-elbow with an army of life-jacket-clad tourists. If you’ve ever snorkeled the Great Barrier Reef, where the visibility is like peering into a high-definition aquarium, Akumal feels a little more like wearing foggy goggles in a public pool.

Adding to the charm is the strictly controlled experience with designated swimming zones, tour groups are corralled like schoolchildren, bobbing awkwardly in compulsory bright orange life vests, and a guide ensuring you don’t have too much fun.

The turtles, for their part, seem entirely unbothered, lazily munching on seagrass as another wave of flailing snorkelers drifts overhead.

While the turltles were memorable for all the wrong reasons, the cenote was not. Snorkeling in Cenote Nohoch Nah Chich is less like your typical swim with colorful fish and more like drifting through an ancient, flooded cathedral. It is the world’s second-largest underwater cave system, with over 376 kilometers of submerged passages. While it is possible to dive here, we snorkled in the crystal-clear water that makes it feel like you’re floating in mid-air. with only the light from torches to stop you from accidently disapearing down the labarynth of passageways, we glide past the limestone stalactites which dangle like nature’s chandeliers, casting shadows on the cave walls.

When you search for Talum it does not take long before the glossy travel articles are swamped with less flattering articles. Here is just one that sums up the concerns:

“this is a place of pothole-filled streets, overpriced taxis, terrible traffic jams, and out-of-touch yuppies, celebrities, influencers, wannabe gurus, COVID deniers, and well-to-do folks looking to “find themselves” in overpriced retreats, hotels, and bars.”

The town that was once a quiet, bohemian paradise is now a place where eco-chic resorts and overpriced acai bowls reign supreme, and where the only thing truly "local" is the resentment of the people who still call it home. Our guide, a woman with a deep love for her country, gently advised us to skip the hotel strip altogether, explaining how the rapid commercialization had eroded Tulum’s authentic charm, priced locals out of their own town, and turned it into a playground for influencers perfecting their downward dog on the beach. So, we did the sensible thing—we ignored the “must-see” boutique resorts and headed straight for the Tulum Ruins instead.

Perched dramatically on a cliff overlooking the turquoise Caribbean, the ruins of Zamá (as the Mayans originally called it) are proof that oceanfront property was prime real estate long before Instagram made it a trend. Built around 1200 AD, Tulum was one of the last great Mayan cities, a bustling hub of trade and spiritual significance.

The main attraction, El Castillo, is a stone structure that looks like it was designed specifically to be on postcards. Strategically positioned for both defense and astronomical alignment, it once served as a lighthouse guiding Mayan traders safely through the treacherous reef. Now, it mostly serves as a backdrop for Instagram captions and selfies which - yes - we had to do.

Like many of the ruins there are many locals that call this home with the army of iguanas that have claimed the ruins as their personal sunbathing lounge. These prehistoric-looking reptiles perch majestically atop crumbling walls, eyeing tourists with the kind of indifference usually reserved for bouncers at exclusive beach clubs. They pose for photos (sometimes better than the influencers), and occasionally startle unsuspecting visitors by darting out from the shadows.

So, is Playa del Carmen really Mexico? Well, yes… but also, not really. It’s Mexico-lite, a place where the margaritas are twice as expensive, the tacos come with NO spicy salsas, and the beaches are filled with tourists who have not attempted to learn even one spanish word.

But hey—after three weeks of adventure, sometimes a little overpriced, Americanized paradise isn’t the worst thing in the world. So one more stop in the lap of luxury to go - Cancun.

December 2024: Mexico, Part 6

Merida

Next stop on our Mexican adventure is ‘Marvelous Merida’. Mérida’s history reads like an epic novel: Mayan civilization, Spanish conquest, and an economic boom that left behind a cityscape of grand mansions and colonial cathedrals.

The city’s heart beat is in Plaza Grande, where locals gather under shady trees or take a seat in the “Tú y Yo” (you and me), seats that line the plaza.

A popular legend tells the story of a man who had a daughter he adored who was being courted by a young man of the village. The father, jealous, asked them as a condition of their courtship that they only venture as far as the benches in the park. They accepted, but the father then realized that the traditional park bench gave them plenty of opportunity to physically close to each other, so he decided to create the “silla tú y yo”, which allowed them to speak to each other and look into each other’s eyes while always maintaining a discreet distance.

The adjacent Catedral de San Ildefonso looms impressively over the square. Constructed from Mayan ruins, the Cathédral of Mérida is an imposing 16th-century backdrop to the lively promenades, street vendors, and historical buildings.

On another end of the plaza is the Palacio de Gobierno. This grand 19th-century building houses a stunning collection of murals by artist Fernando Castro Pacheco. These larger-than-life paintings don’t just decorate the walls—they tell the story of the region’s history, from the rise of the Maya civilization to the Spanish conquest and the struggles of the indigenous people.

Walking around the street of Merida, crumbling casas (houses) begging to be brought back to life reside next to those lovingly restored. While the restored houses are charming, I kept getting drawn back to the peeling paint and decaying doors that seem to have a thousand stories to tell. 

One of the iconic and charming artistic traditions is the whimsical skeleton statues, known as “calacas.” These skeletal figures, often dressed in elegant clothing or caught mid-dance, are a nod to Mexico’s deep-rooted relationship with death, particularly in the celebration of Día de los Muertos. Whether a skeleton bride sitting with her groom or a skeleton smoking a cigar, these figures embody the city’s playful and philosophical spirit.

Like many of the cities we preiously visited, Merida is closeley connected to its Mayan history. In this case the Mayan city of Uxmal (pronounced “Oosh-mal,” because the Mayans clearly loved to keep us guessing) which flourished between the 7th and 10th centuries. Unlike some ancient ruins that are a mere pile of rocks, Uxmal boasts remarkably well-preserved structures that showcase the incredible Puuc architectural style of intricate carvings and structures of grand geometric precision.

Buildings, such as the Nunnery Quadrangle, the House of the Governor, and the intriguing House of the Turtles, all exhibit a superlative quality of finished cut stonework that would undoubtedly make any skilled stonemason feel a sense of pride. This exquisite craftsmanship is further complemented by their distinctive engineering skills, which are demonstrated as we enter the Nunnery quadrangle through a strikingly tall corbel or "false arch."

The crown jewel of Uxmal is the Pyramid of the Magician, a towering temple with rounded corners and a steep incline of steps that screams “climb me,” though sadly, that’s no longer allowed. Legend has it that this pyramid was built in a single night by a dwarf who was hatched out of an egg. Thus, it is also called the Pyramid of the Dwarf. While this is likely to be untrue, what we did learn is what you see is the last of 5 pyramids, built one on top of the other, each larger than the last.

No visit to Uxmal is complete without meeting its current inhabitants: iguanas have claimed the ruins as their personal kingdom, lounging on ancient stones like they own the place (along with a few stray dogs).

While Uxmal can be likened to a serene cathedral, Chichen Itza is similar to a crowded Disneyland.

Chichén Itzá has been identified as one of the 7 Wonders of the World and that fame definately brings with it the crowds. At its peak it is estimated that around 35,000 people resided here. While we arrived early and the crowds were managable, by the time we left it fealt like there was more than 35,000 people.

The crowds got a lot bigger than this by the time we left

The grandeur of the site is undeniable. The towering El Castillo pyramid, seemingly at the center of the universe, rises like an ancient Egyptian monument. At  30 metres high it is built as a temple to the 'feathered serpent' God Kukulcan, with 9 levels representing the 9 levels of the afterlife and 365 steps, one for each day of the year.

Next to El Castillo is the Great Ball Court. At 135 metres by 65 metres, Anthropologists believe that the object of the game was to hurl a ball through a ring that was mounted on a wall. Each team had six field players who would attempt to pass the ball — using any body part except their hands. At the end of the game the Captain, or perhaps the whole team, of one side was sacrificed to the Gods. Its unclear if the winners or losers were sacraficed so it is hard to know if you wanted to win or lose.

There are over 26 ruins to explore and despite having a couple of hours here we had to rush in the end. however we had to stop by the majestic Temple of Warriors which is characterized by its distinct arrangement of rectangular columns, upon which intricate carvings of warriors are prominently displayed. Adjacent to the Temple are rows of circular columns, suggesting that this area may have once been covered by a roof, creating a grand, sheltered space for gatherings or ceremonies.

There's something surreal about standing before one of the pyramids knowing that, during the Equinox, shadows align perfectly to form a serpent slithering down the stairs. More bizarre is Tzompantli which stands as one of Chichen Itza’s most chilling relics. This T-shaped platform is covered in eerie carvings of skulls and eagles tearing open human chests—a stark reminder of its original purpose. In ancient times, this platform displayed the severed heads of sacrificial victims, their skulls impaled on wooden racks to appease the gods and assert the power of the ruling elite.

While spectacular, there's no denying that Chichen Itza has become something of a tourist spectacle—often described as the Disneyland of Mayan ruins.

The moment you step into the site you're greeted by a barrage of souvenir vendors, hawking everything from t-shirts emblazoned with the site’s iconic pyramid to hand-carved obsidian knives. They line every single spare inch of walkway and then some. No sooner do you brush past one enthusiastic vendor than another steps in, offering you a “great deal” on a replica Mayan calendar—whether you want it or not.

While I expected this at the markets of Cancun, I think allowing street vendors to line the avenues of a world-class archaeological site detracts from its importance and cheapens the experience.

The site itself is stunning, of course. But it's hard to imagine you’re walking through sacred history when the air is thick with the sounds of ear-splitting jaguar whistle. It’s cute the first time, but after you hear it 100 times in a short span of time, it becomes irritating.

Despite this negative view, we secumbed to the fifth offer to buy a obsidian mayan calander, so i should not complain having just contributed to the issue. So it was time to leave before i bought a jaguar whistle for a final trek to the coast and some time for relaxation.


Side Note

If you think tequila is just another name for a headache you would be mistaken. I know what fist comes to mind is a small glass filled with the equivalent of petrol, taken from a bottle with a worm slowly decomposing at the bottom.  But prepare to have your mind (and possibly your liver) expanded.

This version of tequila is the equivalent of a 4lt bag of red wine that has been left to warm in the sun for several hours. Just like a good bottle of wine from Penfolds exists, there are several types of tequila and its sibling, Mezcal.

Tequila and mezcal both come from the noble agave plant, a spiky, desert-dwelling survivor. Tequila is made exclusively from the Blue Weber agave and hails primarily from Jalisco, while mezcal is the wild child, made from dozens of agave varieties and primarily produced in the Yukatan area. These two agave-based spirits have their own personalities, quirks, and ways of getting you into trouble.

The real difference between the two spirits lies in their preparation. Tequila’s agave hearts (piñas) are steamed in industrial ovens, producing a smooth and refined drink. Mezcal, on the other hand, is made the old-school way: by roasting the piñas in underground pits, a process that imparts its signature smoky flavor.

While I must admit I did gleefully knock back tequila shots with reckless abandon, a true connoisseurs know better. Good tequila and mezcal is meant to be sipped, much like a fine whiskey. Also, let’s set the record straight: tequila is NOT meant to have a worm. The worm (actually a moth larva) is a marketing gimmick for people to try to impress their mates.

If tequila and mezcal aren’t enough to quench your thirst, Mexico has plenty of other drinks to explore. We all know Corona, but there are lots of equally good beers with Modelo, Pacifico and Indio dominating the bars. And if you’re looking for something even more refreshing, the Chelada is your answer, made with just beer, lime juice, and a salted rim.

While straight tequila or beer was always an easy choice, we preferred to embrace the full experience, quenching our thirst with a vibrant mix of cocktails. From the timeless margarita to the beach-loving piña colada, every sip was a celebration of Mexico’s spirited charm.


December 2024: Mexico, Part 5

Palenque

Our journey in Mexico so far has largely been focused on the streets, markets and Zócalo’s in the various towns along the way. But there is a greener side to Mexico which we were soon to discover.

Leaving San Cristóbel, we head into the heart of Chiapas. The cool, crisp air of the highlands keeps you alert which is lucky as the road winds through steep, cactus laden hills, offering breathtaking views of the valleys below.

Rounding a bend we come across a runner, clad in a bright jersey and bandana bearing the image of the Virgin, slowly joging along the edge of the road. In his hand is a flaming torch held high above his head, the fire warming an already sweating face.

Behind him, a pickup truck, decked out in colorful balloons, streamers, and a large framed image of the Virgin, idles with its engine humming. Devotional music pours from its speakers, with several other people in the back waiting their turn to carry the torch.

No, this is not the olympic torch run but a celebration of the spiritual mother of Mexico, the Virgin of Guadalupe. In the days leading up to December 12 you’ll see people running, biking, or driving while carrying torches and images of the Virgin of Guadalupe.

These individuals are known as antorchistas (torchbearers) carrying a lit torch (una antorcha). Many of the faithful, old and young, fit and not-at-all-fit, participate in the relay runs. Eventually, they tire and pass it on to the next runner, and after several days of non-stop running, they reach the church in time for mass.

As we drive to Palenque we pass several antorchistas all on their way to Santo Domingo Church.

Soon, the body senses a shift as the crisp, cool mountain air gives way to a steamy, humid embrace. Outside, cactus and pine forests are replaced with dense jungle. The vibrant green of the tropical vegetation dominates the scenery, with banana trees, palms, and towering ceiba trees lining the roadside.

About halfway through the drive, we take a detour to the stunning waterfalls of Agua Azul. Their name, which means ‘Blue Water,’ perfectly describes the vivid turquoise hue of the cascades, a result of the high mineral content in the water.

The water flows in wide, gentle streams in some places and plunges dramatically in others. Each tier forms natural pools - a perfect spot to cool off.

Back on the road, the journey continues through winding paths and occasional sharp turns, Finally, after several hours of travel, we arive at Palenque in the later afternoon, excited about tomorrows journey into the jungle.

It is early in the morning but the air is already markedly humid. Sunlight filters through the dense canopy above, casting dappled patterns of light and shadow onto the jungle floor. Each step on the uneven path is accompanied by the symphony of the rainforest: the distant roar of howler monkeys, the melodic calls of some strange bird. Towering ceiba trees, sacred to the Maya, rise like ancient sentinels, their wide trunks wrapped in vines. Nearby, ferns and tropical flowers, some with vibrant bursts of color, line the pathways.

The deeper you go, the more it feels as though the jungle has a secret that it is trying to hide.

Slowly the secret starts to reveal itself. Occasionally, square rocks appear, far too regular to have been crafted by nature alone. Deeper in the jungle again it begins to whisper in your ear, slowly revealing the secret held within. Peaking out of the foliage, the ruins of forgotten temples rise through the canopy, their moss-covered stones hinting at the civilization that once thrived here.

Having finally revealed it self we realise we are standing in the middle of what was once a large Mayan city built between 500 and 700AD. Now a UNESCO World Heritage Site, Zona Arqueológica Palenque is a place where history, nature, and mysticism collide.

We spend the next hour immersed in the jungle, uncovering the ruins it was trying to hide. We descend into deep underground stone channels, marveling at the ancient engineering that once directed water to the palaces. We dip our toes into centuries-old swimming pools, imagining the royalty who once bathed in these serene waters.

While this section of the city is still under the control of the jungle, other parts of the ancient city have been exposed by archeologists, with the jungle pealed back to reveal towering temples. Amazingly 1,400 buildings have been recorded, of which only about 10% have been explored.

The ruins of Palenque are home to remarkable structures, including The Palace Complex, distinguished by its iconic tower believed to have served as an observatory. Nearby stands the Temple of the Inscriptions, the most renowned of Palenque's monuments. In 1952, archaeologist Alberto Ruz L’Huillier made an extraordinary discovery here—a hidden passageway leading to the tomb of the great king K’inich Janaab Pakal. Inside, he uncovered the king's elaborately carved sarcophagus, which housed the breathtakingly adorned jade-covered remains of Pakal himself.

Climbing the steep stairs to the Temple of the Cross, perched atop a five-tiered pyramid, this sacred structure is crowned with an intricately designed roof comb. As we ascend, the effort is rewarded with stunning panoramic views that stretch across the dense, green canopy of the surrounding jungle and the scattered ruins.

It was time to say good bye to Palenque. Yet, the adventure isn’t over just yet—our next destination awaits: the enchanting city of Mérida.

SIDE NOTE

I mentioned the incredible food in Mexico. I need to start by saying it is nothing like the Mexican we get in Australia. There is not even a single mention of nachos on any menue. It is a flavor-packed rollercoaster of smoky, zesty, delights with spicy salsas and sauces flavour packed like nothing at home.

A signature dish of the region, cochinita pibil is a succulent, slow-roasted pork marinated in achiote paste, citrus juice, and spices. Wrapped in banana leaves and cooked underground to tender perfection, it’s typically served with pickled red onions and warm tortillas.

Dishes with names like Panuchos, Salbutes, Sopa de Lima, Poc Chuc, and Relleno Negro often left me guessing about what I was ordering. But with every bite, any uncertainty melted away, replaced by a full and happy belly.

Being invited to lunch at a local Mexican home feels like being wrapped in a warm tortilla of hospitality. We were lucky enough to be invited as part of our trip. The table is piled high with all the essentials: rice, beans, salsas in every color, and a stack of warm tortillas just begging to be stuffed.

Mexicans have a well-known affection for sweets, evident in the wide variety of candies and desserts available. Among them, my personal favorite was marquesitas—crispy crepes filled with cheese and natella with bannana on top.

Despite all the culinary wonders Mexico has to offer, tacos still hold the top spot in my heart—and honestly, it’s not even close.

Whether it’s smoky cochinita pibil, zesty poc chuc, or a stack of al pastor straight off the spinning spit, tacos are a flavor bomb waiting to explode in your mouth. But it’s not just about the taste—it’s the whole vibe. Tacos are a hands-on, lime-squeezing, salsa-dripping, napkin-grabbing celebration of messy, delicious joy.

So yeah, Mexico’s cuisine is a treasure chest of amazingness, but tacos? Tacos are the crown jewels.

December 2024: Mexico, Part 4

San Cristobel DE Las Casas

As night falls over San Cristóbal de las Casas, the charm of its cobblestone streets transforms into something truly magical. The already picturesque lanes become a stage for vibrant processions, one after another, weaving their way through the narrow streets.

A small group of children dressed as Mary and Joseph appear at the head of a procession. Angels with glittering wings and halos walk alongside, and Shepherds carry rustic staffs. Behind them, crowds follow, some adorned in traditional Tehuana dresses—each one a masterpiece, meticulously hand-embroidered with vibrant, colorful flowers on rich velvet, satin, or silk.

In another procession there are Parachicos dancers - each with wooden masks carefully carved and painted with fair skin, rosy cheeks, and a bold and fluffy wig made of bright yellow fibers on top. Each dancer wears a brightly colored poncho, intricately embroidered in reds, blues, greens, and yellows.

This is Las Posadas - a nine-day Christmas festival that re-enacts Mary and Joseph’s search for shelter in Bethlehem, blending faith, community, and celebration in a way that’s uniquely Mexican.

The processions dont stop during the day either. This one led by Charros, or mexican horseman (or woman), as they perform suertes which are displays of their skills on their horses.

In the heart of the city, Real de Guadalupe is a pedestrian-only street lined with colourful restaurants and bars that spill out onto the cobblestones. The celebration grows livelier at night as musicians play upbeat tunes on marimbas, children play amongst the christmas decorations, and the air is filled with the mingling scents of cinnamon, roasted nuts and freshly made churros. The music is only broken by the loud burst of firecrackers that continue through the night.

Like much of Mexico, our time in San Cristóbal revolved around wandering through its vibrant markets. The Mercado de la Caridad y Santo Domingois a labyrinth of stalls where Indigenous artisans from the surrounding hill towns bring their textiles, handmade clothing, and intricate jewelry to sell.

This maze of vendors, draped in tarps, feels like stepping into another world. It doesn’t take long before we lose all sense of direction, navigating aisles filled with embroidered blouses, woven blankets, and dazzling beads. The towering Iglesia de Santo Domingo church encircled by even more stalls, becomes our guiding landmark—our beacon for finding our way out. Eventually, we emerge, slightly heavier from the weight of a souvenir pottery jaguar.

Right next door is the José Castillo Tielemans market filled with fruits and vegetables, livestock, electronics, homewares, bakery goods, and much more. Its seemed the only thing they didnt have is English Breakfast tea after a fun experience of trying to explain what we were after using very poor Spanish.

One of the most iconic spots in the area is the bright yellow Cristóbal Cathedral, which is located within the bustling Plaza de la Paz. The cathedral was originally constructed in the year 1528 and has undergone renovations several times in the 18th and 19th centuries, particularly in response to the damage caused by large earthquakes that affected the region.

It seems there are more churches than streets, each adding to the towns charm. At either end of the city, you’ll find the Churches of San Cristóbalito and Guadalupe, perched on their respective hills. Climbing the steps up to Guadalupe Church provides a great viepoint to fully appreciate the red tile roofs, cobblestone streets and flower-strewn wrought iron balconies of this Spanish colonial town (it seems the puppy dog admired the view as much as we did).

While wandering through town, we made our way to the Church and Convent of Santo Domingo de Guzmán (Templo de Santo Domingo de Guzmán). Originally built in the 16th century, and even used as a jail up until this architectural gem underwent a restoration between 1999 and 2002, breathing new life into its historic beauty.

Inside, we explored the expansive courtyard and visited the Amber Museum, a fascinating space dedicated to Chiapas’ prized gemstone. Here, we learned about the formation, mining, and craftsmanship of amber, admiring an impressive collection of statues and jewelry carved from this ancient resin.

Most of the display boards were in Spanish, but fortunately, we found an English brochure at the front desk—a charming relic in its own right. Clearly typed decades ago and photocopied countless times, it added a touch of nostalgia to our visit,

Exploring further afield, we visited San Juan Chamula in the state of Chiapas. which is home to a unique church and cemetary. The village is tucked in the mountains at over 2200 metres and is an automous entity where the traditional indigenous culture of the Tzotzil Mayan people are kept alive.

Religion plays a central role to the community and at the centre of this is San Juan’s Holy building – Templo De San Juan dating from 1538. The church’s exterior is striking, its white façade adorned with vibrant green and blue trim, reflecting the colors of the surrounding mountains. Outside the church, locals in traditional woolen tunics mill about, selling candles and herbs. In the plaza in front of the church market stalls sell local foods, crafts, and textiles from under their brightly-coloured umbrellas.

The Templo is truly an unforgettable experience as the Tzotzil people have created a unique fusion of their pre-Hispanic Mayan belief system, Catholicism and surprisingly with Coca-Cola thrown into the mix.

As you step inside, you immediately notice that the rows of pews are absent, replaced by an open space where pine needles blanket the floor, creating a soft, fragrant carpet. The air is thick with the scent of burning copal incense, and thousands of candles, placed directly on the floor or in small glass holders, flickering in the dimly lit space.

Family groups claim their spot on the floor clearing the pine needles with their hands, scraped away the wax, and proceeding to melt their candles on the tiled floor. Healing rituals often involve drinking Coca-Cola or other carbonated drinks because burping is thought to expel evil spirits.

This was like no other church service I have seen I was captivated by these intriguing rituals while at the same time amazed that the building has not burnt down.

note: No photos are allowed in the church so the below are stock images

Near the Templo de San Juan lies the village graveyard, set among the ruins of the 17th-century Church of San Sebastián. The graves here reflect a deep connection to nature, each a simple mound of earth adorned with pine needles.

Historically, crosses on the graves were painted different colors to indicate the age or circumstances of the deceased. While this practice has faded, traces of it remain: black for those who passed in old age, white for the young, and blue for others.

SIDE NOTE

Traveling through Mexico, one thing that was present on almost every street corner was the classic VW Beetle. Everywhere we went, the unmistakable “dack-a-dack-a-dack” of its engine followed us, like a cheerful little drumbeat to our adventure. It was as if the entire country had decided these quirky cars were their national mascot.

Curious about this obsession, I dug a little deeper and discovered the roots of Mexico’s love affair with the Beetle. It all started in 1954 when the first VWs were imported. Fast forward to the 1960s, and Puebla opened a factory that churned out these iconic cars until 2003. To sweeten the deal, the government threw in tax breaks, making them affordable for nearly everyone. By the time Mexico City adopted them as taxis, VWs were practically a requirement for citizenship—at one point accounting for a whopping 40% of car sales.

The classic ‘Type 1’ Beetle is affectionately nicknamed Vocho or Vochito in Mexico. And you still see them everywhere: some looking like they just rolled out of a showroom, others displaying every dent, mottled paint and rust like battle scars.

As I read more about the Vocho phenomenon, I came across some colorful descriptions. One writer called them “basically sophisticated lawnmowers,” while another dubbed them “the car of the people.” Whatever your take, there’s no denying their place in Mexican culture. The Vocho isn’t just a car—it’s a vibe, a legacy, and quite possibly, the only vehicle that could make you smile even while stuck in traffic.

Like the Cities before, we could have spent several more days enjoying the vibe of San Cristobel but the adventure had to continue. This time off to Palenque.

See part 5 here

December 2024: Mexico, Part 3

oaxaca

The first thing that strikes you in Oaxaca is the color. The streets are a vibrant tapestry of hues, where buildings are splashed in every shade imaginable—rich terracotta reds, bright yellows, sky blues, and lush greens. It’s as if the city itself is a canvas, with every corner offering a new and exciting visual feast. If that’s not enough, colorful streamers crisscross above the streets, fluttering in the breeze, adding even more life and vibrancy to the already animated scene.

Each street feels like a work of art, and it’s not just the buildings that steal your attention—murals grace nearly every wall, telling stories of the past and present. Murals, some intricate and others bold and playful, showcase Oaxacan heritage, indigenous stories, political messages and some just a bit of fun.

Jalatlaco is a charming and historic colonial district known for its many beautifully adorned buildings featuring vibrant murals. As you turn the corner, you never quite know what you’re going to encounter next.

The ornate, but less colourful facades of colonial-era buildings stand in sharp contrast to the rest of the city. The zócalo, also known as the main square, is the heart of Oaxaca. On the northern side of the square stands the Cathedral of Oaxaca dating back to 1535. Built using locally sourced green stone, the cathedral's façade boasts a unique and distinctive hue different to the other churches we visited.

On the edge of the plaza is a striking installation called "Procession: Time of Giants", created by the artist Alberto Aragon Reyes. This collection of towering metal giants is an impressive sight, with each figure crafted from industrial materials like scrap metal and recycled parts.

Just a few blocks from the Zócalo, the Church of San Domingo occupies an entire city block, originally part of a grand Dominican monastery. Widely considered one of the most beautiful churches in Mexico, its Baroque façade is a stunning blend of European and indigenous design elements. As the late afternoon sun bathes the building, the church’s intricate details glow in a golden hue in contrast against the vivid blue Oaxacan sky.

The markets in Oaxaca are a sensory feast bursting with colors, aromas, and activity. At Mercado Benito Juárez, not far from the Zócalo, there is everything from fresh produce to woven textiles and hand-painted alebrijes (intricately painted wooden creatures). We also explored Mercado 20 de Noviembre with its famous pasillo de humo (smoke aisle) where meats are grilled to order and served with tortillas, salsa, and tangy lime.

Oaxaca is often called the birthplace of chocolate, with the region's rich history with cacao dating back to ancient times. The Zapotecs and Mixtecs cultivated the beans and used them in religious ceremonies, as currency, and in their daily lives. Oaxacan chocolate is distinctly different from what we are used to, as the coarsely ground cacao, granulated sugar, and cinnamon is combined creating a dark, bitter flavour.

The chocolate is not used just for sweets or drinking. Mole is a rich, velvety sauce used as a base with meats such as chicken or enchiladas. Celebrated for its intricate blend of over 20 ingredients, including dried chiles, nuts, seeds, and spices - and yes some include chocolate.

Each region of Mexico has its own twist on this culinary classic. Oaxaca, often called the "Land of the Seven Moles," is particularly famous for mole negro, dubbed the “king of moles.” This deeply flavorful sauce includes a touch of chocolate for a complex taste.

Feeling adventurous, I decided to try three different types: mole negro, mole poblano, and mole verde with enchiladas. While the experience was undeniably a cultural deep-dive, I’ll admit I will stick to tacos. Mole may not have won me over but it definately left a lasting impression.

But it’s not just the city that’s captivating—beyond its vibrant streets lies a world brimming with cultural, natural, and archaeological wonders which we had to explore.

We had the privilege of visiting an indigenous Oaxacan community, where we experienced the art of waist loom weaving—a fusion of craftsmanship and culture. The telar de cintura, or waist loom, has been a staple in Oaxacan communities for centuries, used to create intricate, handwoven textiles. The vibrant threads, echoing the bold colors of the city’s buildings, are woven into complex patterns that tell stories of local traditions, landscapes, and symbolism. While I’m not sure Kath will be wearing a traditional rebozo (shawl) anytime soon, we did walk away with a unique taco warmer, a perfect souvenir from an unforgettable experience.

We were also fortunate to be invited to have lunch with some hand made tacos over an open fire - yes much better than the mole.

Nestled in the Oaxacan Central Valley is the village of Teotitlán, where for centuries, families have practiced the ancient craft of weaving Zapotec rugs on foot looms. The wool is transformed into rugs in vibrant shades of gold, red, and green.

During our visit, a local artisan demonstrated the fascinating process, starting with spinning the wool into yarn. Then, using natural dyes sourced from tree bark, indigo, flower petals, alfalfa, and even the powdered cochineal bug, the yarn was colored. Once dyed, the yarn is carefully wound onto spools, ready to be woven into beautiful designs on the loom. While we couldnt bring back a large rug I did manage to purchase a small square as a memory of this unique craft.

Another place we visited is Monte Albán, a breathtaking archaeological site that, in many ways, reminded me of Machu Picchu in Peru.

Perched high above the Oaxaca Valley, this ancient mountaintop city, founded around 500 BCE, served as a thriving cultural, political, and religious hub for over a thousand years. Its grandeur is evident in the layout of its expansive plazas, pyramids, and ceremonial platforms, many of which are precisely aligned with astronomical events—a testament to the Zapotecs’ advanced understanding of the cosmos and their place within it.

Standing on these ancient stones, it’s strange to contemplate the civilization that flourished here long before the Spanish conquest.

It is not all monuments and ruins. Hierve el Agua is a stunning mineral formation resembling frozen waterfalls that have been intricately crafted by nature itself. With breathtaking panoramic views of the surrounding mountains and lush valleys, it was a great spot for a refreshing swim.

Located in the small town of Santa María del Tule, the Tree of Tule is a Montezuma cypress estimated to be over 2,000 years old and stands as one of the thickest trees in the world. It has a circumference exceeding 42 metres. and is adorned with a unique pattern of bark, giving it an almost mystical appearance.

Not far outside Oaxaca, we visited the Zona Arqueológica de Mitla. What sets Mitla apart from the other sites we’ve explored isn’t massive pyramids but its stunning geometric mosaics and patterns. The walls are adorned with intricate designs carved directly into the stone—no mortar, just incredible precision and artistry. Mitla, which translates to “Place of the Dead” in Nahuatl, was a sacred site believed to be a bridge between the living and the spirit world.

And in classic Spanish-colonial fashion, they decided to plonk a church right on top of one of the ancient structures.

With one more stop on our journey, what better option than a tranquil place to relax and cool off in a stunning Cenote Pebe. The word “cenote” derives from the ancient Maya word dz’onot, which translates to “sacred well.” These natural formations were regarded by the ancient Mayans as essential gateways for communication with the ethereal “underworld,” where they would ceremonially throw offerings to the deities of Xibalba, the gods of death and diseases. Fortunately for us, there were no actual sacrifices being made; instead, we were treated to a serene and peaceful experience as we gently floated in what felt like a beautiful underworld swimming pool.

With Oaxaca turning out to be one of our favourite cities so far we were excited to see what was in stall next as we moved on to San Cristobel De Las Casas. Unfortunately we had to survive an overnight bus ride for this journey.


December 2024: Mexico, Part 2

Puebla

Having left Mexico city, we travelled to Puebla, renowned for its Spanish baroque architecture, pottery and ceramics, and rich gastronomy. The historic center was designated as a UNESCO World Heritage Site with stunning buildings dating back to the 16th century.

With Christmas festivities in full swing, the central plaza was buzzing with colour and activity.

Just outside the historic centre, the streets become a fiesta for the eyes, louder than a mariachi band at a quiet café — bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore.

Many of the buildings explode with creativity, their walls brought to life by stunning murals featuring everything from traditional motifs to bold contemporary art.

We spent the day wandering through Puebla's vibrant streets, each offering its own unique charm. Callejón de los Sapos with its lively market and antique treasures (while not your normal tourist souveneir i bought a car number plate), while the Barrio de los Artistas (Artist Quarter) invited us to watch local talent bring their creations to life.

At the Parián Market, artisans showcased handcrafted gems, including the iconic Talavera pottery. Although we were tempted by the intricate designs, the best we could manage to carry home was a single, beautifully painted ceramic tile—a small but cherished piece of Puebla.

Goat cheese and raisins in a drink? Who would have thought this would become famous.

La Pasita is a small (standing room only) bar openend in 1916 by Emilio Contreras Aicardo. He invented a drink that gave the establishment its current name: pasita – a sweet liqueur made of raisins, served in a caballito (tequila glass), and decorated with a cube of fresh goat cheese and a raisin stuck on a toothpick.

Interestingly it is only open for a few hours each afternoon.

When it comes to Mexican spirits, tequila might get most of the spotlight, but mezcal is its smoky, soulful sibling is more famous in Oaxaca and Puebla. Mezcal is distilled from the heart of the agave plant, following an ancient and artisanal process, much of it by hand.

What i did learn is Mezcal, and a good tequila in fact, is to be sipped not as a shot. Remember - next time slow down, savor, and appreciate.

It seems the Mexicans have a fondness for insects. Not only do they put it in their drinks but it is a local snack. Dried chapulines (grasshoppers) are a unique and traditional delicacy and are enjoyed as snacks, in tacos, or as garnishes for various dishes. Unfortunately I could not get Kathy to endulge.

Beneath the streets lies an intricate network of tunnels, tracing their origins back to the Spanish colonial period. Initially built for water management, these subterranean passageways hold a wealth of secrets. Over the centuries, they are believed to have served as hidden routes for soldiers, priests, and even daring smugglers.

Catedral de Puebla was onstructed between 1575 and 1690, and showcases a blend of Gothic, Moorish, and Baroque styles. The elaborate façade outside is matched by the equally ornate interior with paintings and intricate altarpieces.

The Church of Santo Domingo, is equally impressive with its intricate baroque façade and ornate interior featuring opulent gold leaf decorations, elaborate sculptures, and breathtaking ceiling.

But there’s another “religion” in Mexico, and it’s called Lucha Libre. What’s that, you ask? Picture this: a wild blend of acrobatics, slapstick comedy, and crowds so excited, they put European football fans to shame.

Welcome to Lucha Libre, Mexico’s thrilling world of professional wrestling, where masked wrestlers defy gravity, bounce off ropes, and pull off moves that break every law of physics. You’ve got your heroic técnico (good guy) and your sneaky rudo (bad guy)—the battle between good and evil is real here.

And let’s not forget the fashion. The masks? They’re as colorful as a piñata, and the outfits are straight out of a superhero movie. The crowd? Let’s just say they’re more pumped than if they were watching the Super Bowl, the World Cup, and a concert all rolled into one. It’s not just a sport—it’s a full-throttle, mask-wearing, action-packed spectacle!

Just outside Puebla lies Cholula, home to the Tlachihualtepetl Pyramid, also known as the Tepanapa Pyramid. You might think the world’s largest pyramid is in Egypt, right? Think again. What I quickly learned is that this massive structure is actually twice the size of the Great Pyramid of Giza! Its base stretches 400 by 400 meters, with a total volume of 4.45 million cubic meters. Unlike most pyramids, though, it’s not as easy to spot. That’s because the Spanish built a church on top, so you’ll find a quaint little church standing proud atop this ancient giant.

Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de los Remedios (Our Lady of Remedies Church) is a significant 16th-century Catholic Church that the Spanish constructed atop the ancient Tlachihulteptl Pyramid. It provides amazing views of the surrounding city.

What makes the view even more spectacular is the backdrop of two towering volcanoes—Popocatépetl and Iztaccíhuatl—looming majestically over the church. These mighty peaks, known as the "Smoking Mountain" and the "White Woman," provide a dramatic setting.

While not as famous as Our Lady of Remedies Church, there seems to be a church on every street corner such as Parish of San Pedro Cholula.

Like its neighbouring suburb, Cholula streets are a riot of colour and art.

Unfortunately, our time in Puebla and Cholula must come to an end so it is time to move on to our next adventure in Oaxaca.

See part 3 about Oaxaca here.

December 2024: Mexico, Part 1

Mexico City

Why Mexico, you ask? Well, let me paint you a picture - Tacos, margaritas and tequila! If that is not enough what about jaw-dropping history and beaches that look like they’ve been filtered by Instagram. Yes, we were looking for an adventure.

When I told people I was heading to Mexico, I got the usual barrage of concerned questions about safety. "Is it safe? Shouldn't you pick somewhere else?" But honestly, you only live once. (lets just hope it is a long time!)

Our travel itinerary for the next month. While our total sum of spanish words could be counted on one hand, I had the most important memorised - “dos cervesas por favor”

After spending only 24 hours here we knew it was the right decision.

Welcome to El Zócalo, the giant living room of Mexico City. Plaza de la Constitución is where everything happens – protests, festivals, mariachi performances, and the countless tacos being sold from corner stalls.

Standing tall and proud next to El Zócalo, the Metropolitan Cathedral is a mix of baroque, gothic, and neoclassical styles constructed between 1573 and 1813 (which explains the mash-up of styles). Inside, gold-covered altars, towering columns and intricate carvings reflect Mexico’s colonial past.

Just steps away from El Zócalo, the ruins of Templo Mayor reveal the ancient heart of the Aztec empire. Though archaeologists found parts of the Templo Mayor in the early 20th century, it was not until 1978 that excavation began in earnest. Walking along the elevated walkways you peer down at what was once the heart of Tenochtitlán, the Aztec capital, in the heart of a modern city.

Forget night clubs – Mexico City's parks are where the real party’s at. As the sun sets, Parque México, Alameda Central, and even random street corners transform into open-air dance floors with locals of all ages moving to the rhythms of salsa, cumbia, and danzón. Despite my best efforts to get Kathy to dance with me, our two left feet were best left off the dance floor.

Mexico City has more people living here than the entire population of Australia and it feels like they are all out in the street. Beyond the parks the streets themselves were full of people, as though a stadium full of winning, chearing supporters had just been dumped out on the road.

To truly experience a city there is no better place than the local market. The smells, the sounds, the shouts of vendors trying to sell you everything from handmade crafts to questionable tourist trinkets – it’s all part of the charm. But it is the food markets that stand out with tamales, herbs, fruit and sausages all being sold side by side. And yes, the occasional dried and roasted grasshopper snack (chapulines are a thing) up for grabs.

While I am sure the City is busy most times of the year, there was something special about being here during the Christmas festive. The city pulls out all the stops and the atmosphere is pure magic as we watched the christmas parade.

Bosque de Chapultepec is Mexico City’s answer to New Yorks Central Park – but bigger and with a castle. With everything from rowing a boat on the lake, to visiting the zoo, it’s was the perfect escape from the city buzz.

The Metro is a cheap and easy way to get around the bustling city, but it certainly comes with its own unique challenges. Some say it feels like an extreme sport during the hectic rush hour, making it a mode of transport best avoided unless you genuinely enjoy very intimate close contact with strangers. If that does not deter you, the ever-present fear of pickpockets silently relieving you of all your valuable belongings will likely give you pause.

Yep - we chose to ignore all of this well-meaning advice.


The Museo Nacional de Antropología is like the ultimate Mexican time capsule. Aztec calendars, Mayan artifacts, and giant Olmec heads that make you question how they were carved, let alone moved in to place. And the crown jewel - the massive Aztec Sun Stone. This 25-ton intricately carved basalt slab describing Aztec life is one of Mexico's most famous symbols. The stone was carved in the late 1400 but it was only discovered in 1790 buried beneath the Zócalo.

Feathered headdresses, conch shell instruments, and hypnotic drumming – Concheros dancers put on a show that’s part performance, part spiritual experience. This dance has roots in pre-Hispanic times and blends indigenous and Catholic traditions. It’s colorful, intense, and captivating.

Imagine climbing a tall pole and then gracefully spinning down head-first only being held by a flimsy rope – that’s Los Voladores de Papantla. It’s part ritual, part daredevil act, with performers, dressed in bright traditional outfits, perform this centuries-old ceremony to honor the gods.

Diego Rivera was a Mexican painter whose bold large-scale murals depicted Mexican history and society, especially the 1910 Mexican Revolution. His murals are larger than life, and some what morbid when you look closely.

While we could have easily spent a whole week exploring Mexico City, there was more to experience further afield. Just an hour outside of Mexico City, Teotihuacan is the kind of place that makes you feel like Indiana Jones – minus the danger plus more sunblock. This ancient city is home to the towering Pyramid of the Sun and the Pyramid of the Moon. Teotihuacan dates back to around 100 AD, and wandering around its massive avenue, Calzada de los Muertos (Avenue of the Dead), is like stepping back in time.

Xochimilco, located 28 km south of Mexico City, features a network of canals and artificial islands. This unique area is important for farming and is popular with colorful party boats that travel up and down the canals.

Standing amid rows of vibrant, juicy, lime green lettuce, one could easily be mistaken for being in a contemporary farm. However, these bountiful crops are part of a rich 1,000-year-old tradition that dates back to the time of the Aztecs.

We were fortunate enough to visit the fascinating community of San Pedro Tlahuac, which is home to Nahuatl descendants who are diligently working to keep their traditional way of life alive. These highly productive farms are, in fact, small artificial islands built on a freshwater lake, a unique practice known as chinampa farming, which has garnered recognition as a world heritage site.

With all this organic food available what better excuse to make our own fresh tacos.

While we could easily have spent several more days exploring Mexico City it was time to move on to our next city - Puebla - famous for mole poblano, chiles en nogada and Talavera pottery.

See Part 2 for this adventure.

December 2024: Los Angeles

So how would you describe LA? A tourism guide might wax lyrical about it being “a vibrant metropolis known for its rich cultural diversity, sun-kissed beaches, flourishing entertainment and film industry, boasting iconic landmarks such as the world-renowned Hollywood, the picturesque Santa Monica Pier, and the majestic Griffith Observatory”

Me, on the otherhand, thinks it more like the Gold Coast on cocaine. The streets are lined with the reminders of a drug-fueled crisis, while the air is thick with smog due to the constant traffic jams, choking the skyline and giving the city a permanent haze. The beaches, while iconic in name, are nothing more than average stretches of sand, with the glittering allure of the Pacific overshadowed by the grime of the surrounding urban landscape.

Luckily, LA is only a 2 day stop over for our trip to Mexico. While many rasied concerns about safety in Mexico, I do wonder if this concern is misplaced and they should be more concerned about the state of America which i feel is teetering on the edge of chaos.

Despite this, i still tried to look past the negatives and capture a few images of the City.

The Famous Hollywood Strip is home to the renowned Hollywood Walk of Fame, which features thousands of stars embedded in the pavement, celebrating film and entertainment. Disappointingly, the rest of the strip presents a mix of gaudy shops, tacky attractions, and questionable bars.

Needing to escape the hustle and bustle of the City, we made the decision to hike up into the hills and visit the Griffith Observatory. With views of the city (and its smog) and the famous Hollywood Sign, interesting astronomy information and the surrounding park, it became a welcome escape.

With only two days and already one too many in the City, we headed to the beach. Venice Beach is known for its iconic boardwalk, Muscle Beach and unique locals.

Unfortunately i found the beach itself is nothing special with average surf, drab sand and too many hawkers. The boardwalk has street performers more interested in making a quick buck than adding any real tallent. It’s a mix of sketchy characters, homeless encampments, and a general sense of neglect.

Apology to all those who think otherwise………

One good note was the hotel we stayed in. Called Hotel Ziggy, it was hip with cool music based decorations thoughout, a great bar and band at night and surprisingly affordable compared to the other hotels i looked at.

At least i found one positive from our short time in LA.

But now the real reason we are travelling - to visit MEXICO!!

September 2024: Blue Mountains, NSW

The Grand Cliff Top Walk

For outdoor enthusiasts and nature lovers, the Blue Mountains offer a treasure trove of hikes, enough to keep anyone occupied for years. From easy strolls to adrenaline-pumping extremes, this region offers endless exploration. Yet, despite all this variety, I’d only scratched the surface. That was until the news of the Grand Cliff Top Walk popped up in my social media feed, igniting my curiosity and sparking the idea for a hiking weekend with friends.

Opened in early 2024, the Grand Cliff Top Walk is not entirely new but a combination of pre-existing tracks that have been stitched together into one seamless trail. Although it’s promoted as a two-day experience (perhaps to encourage overnight stays), the 20-kilometer route can easily be conquered in a single day—at least, that was our plan!

Our adventure began early in the day at Wentworth Falls. Following the distinct black cockatoo emblem on the wayfinding signs, it wasn’t long before we found ourselves on the edge of a towering precipice, gazing down into the breathtaking Jamison Valley. The vastness of the view is humbling, a sheer drop of ancient sandstone cliffs leading to a sea of green treetops stretching to the horizon.

While the Grand Cliff Top Walk strives to be a unified track, it’s still a work in progress. Some sections are closed due to recent flood damage, and parts of the trail require detours onto nearby roads. Even the cockatoo symbols that guide the way seem to lose their sense of direction at times, with confusing or poorly marked sections testing our navigational skills. But for hikers, these challenges are part of the fun.

Sometimes it is the detail that makes hiking special with the native flora and fauna putting on a show.

The trail isn’t only about sweeping views of the Blue Mountains. In several parts, it descends into lush, rainforest-clad gullies, with waterfalls both near and far to admire. We were treated to the sights of Wentworth Falls, Gordon Falls, Bridal Veil Falls, Katoomba Falls, Empress Falls, and the ever-serene Leura Cascades—each one offering a moment of tranquil beauty amidst the rugged bushland.

Although much of the hike allows you to immerse yourself in the beauty of the Australian bush, the proximity to suburbia is never too far away. Emerging from stretches of dry sclerophyll forest, we would sometimes hear the unmistakable sound of “Fore!” as we passed by the Fairmont Resort and the Leura Golf Course. These reminders of civilization are even more pronounced as the hike ends, transitioning from tranquil bushland to the throng of tourists snapping selfies at the Three Sisters lookout. The paved viewing platform, large enough to land a jumbo jet, is a stark contrast to the quiet solitude we experienced earlier on the trail.

Despite a few closed sections and the occasional suburban reminder, the Grand Cliff Top Walk was a great way to spend time with friends. And it also allowed us an excuse to relax and enjoy some heard earned drinks at the end of the day.

June 2024: Bali, Part 3

While it could be easy to spend the next three days between the pool and cocktails, this was not the reason we chose to come to Nusa Penida.

As I descended into the blue depths, my heart pounds with a mix of excitement and nerves. This isn’t just any dive—this is my first dive in almost 20 years. As I manage to equalize and settle into a steady breathing rhythm, a dark shadow looms in the distance. Mesmerised, the extra air bubbles floating to the surface provide a clear indication of my increasing breaths.

As the shadow draws nearer, it transforms from what appears to be a rubberised jet fighter plane into an organic form, resembling a bird flying underwater. Finally, the full majesty of the manta ray comes into view. It glides directly towards me, requiring a slight duck of the head as it passes above. I can see every detail—the intricate patterns on its belly and the serene, almost wise expression in its eyes. Time seems to stand still as we share this moment.

 

When we first set out to go to Bali, snorkeling with manta rays was always a priority on the agenda. However, I hadn’t considered using this opportunity to refresh a long-lost hobby: diving. With some prompting by Kathy, I did a refresher course in the pool the day before to prepare me for today’s unbelievable experience.

Sitting on the edge of the boat moored at Manta Bay, the heavy weight of diving gear adds to my nerves about getting back underwater. However, the tension disappears in seconds as I watch the calming giants of the sea glide into the cleaning station, allowing the next manta to arrive.

Reluctantly, we leave the mantas behind and move on to another dive site where I plunge myself among thousands of fish and coral. Like riding a bike, the muscle memory of diving returns, however I barely manage to emulate the graceful turtle floating from coral to coral in search of food.

Another day, another adventure. Extracting ourselves from the water, we set off to explore a couple of the well-known coastal beaches Nusa Penida is famous for. Our first stop is Angel’s Billabong, a rock pool not unlike many you would encounter along the NSW coastline. The difference here is the hordes of tourists standing around the edge, with a few brave souls venturing into the pool, waiting for the rogue wave to wash them out to sea.

 

Not far from the rock pool lies Broken Beach, a picturesque cove eroded out of the cliff face with a single archway allowing water to flow in and out from the ocean. However, all I can muster is a feeling that it’s a lesser version of the stunning coastline in Victoria, Australia.

As you can tell, I am probably at odds with the hundreds of blog posts that gush about how amazing these places are. It’s a reminder of how fortunate we are in Australia to have such majestic coastal scenes that are unrivalled in the world. While Nusa Penida offers its own unique charm and beauty, it also underscores the sheer magnificence of the coastal landscapes back home.

20 years ago, little more than locals or the intrepid traveller was aware of the golden sands below a shear horseshoe cliff line, adjacent azure blue waters. Now, because of the photogenic nature of the beach, Kelingking Beach has become another ‘insta’ landmark loved to death.

Arriving at Kelingking Beach, it is as though the crowds have magically materialised from nowhere. The parking lot is bigger than that of Bunnings Warehouse.  Reaching the cliff edge, visitors clamber for that perfect shot (that everyone else already has), jostling for an uninterrupted view. Women dressed in large floppy hats and flowing ballgown dresses, more suited to a nightclub, pose while photographers climb trees and perch on makeshift timber ladders, straining for ‘that shot.’ The surrounding area is part construction site, part tourist trap, obliterating what was once a pristine coastline.

I recently read that the ongoing construction aims to build a glass cliffside elevator down to the beach. I fear that the continued demand for social media posts and the need to build infrastructure so people don’t have to ‘walk’, will ultimately destroy the natural beauty that draws visitors in the first place.

As I quickly capture some images, I can’t shake the feeling that I am no different from the other tourists contributing to this decline. We retreat swiftly, hoping to find some sites more untouched by the ravages of popularity.

While the last week has been filled with stunning beaches, iconic Instagram spots, and vibrant marine life, the true essence of Bali lies not in its famous landmarks but in the rich tapestry of daily life. From the heartwarming welcomes of its people to the smiling faces of the children, the simplicity of local stalls, and the roadside warungs selling street food, it’s hard not to be captivated by the array of colors, scents, and sounds.

Walking through a local village, you’ll notice the narrow streets clearly designed for scooters, the main mode of transport. On these scooters, you’ll see all manner of items being carried—from multiple family members to a bathtub—proving that nothing is too large or unwieldy. The constant friendly hoot of the scooter horn warns the numerous dogs that roam the streets to keep clear. Behind the row of ramshackle stalls, the land opens up to fields of vegetables, with chickens and pigs searching for any food scraps of value.

Bali’s spirituality is also deeply woven into its daily life. The island is dotted with temples, each with its own significance and rituals. Every house has a colorful shrine, with the sweet smell of incense always filling the air. On every corner you come across ‘Canang sari’, intricate daily offerings crafted by the Balinese people as a symbol of gratitude and respect to the Gods. These beautiful woven bamboo baskets hold a vibrant array of rice, flowers, incense, sweets, fruits and spices.

While Bali’s scenic beauty and famous attractions are undoubtedly alluring, it’s the everyday life of its locals that have left a lasting impression on me.

As the sun drops below the horizon on the last day of our trip, I am grateful that we chose to avoid the well-trodden paths of Kuta, Sanur, and Nusa Dua. Instead, we ventured further afield to discover the true heart of Bali.

June 2024: Bali, Part 2

While we could have spent all week snorkeling at Amed, it was decided we should venture out and dedicate a day to discovering new landscapes and experiences beyond the enchanting waters of this seaside gem.

Driving through the interior one defining feature is the green terraced fields against the backdrop of towering palm trees, creating a checker-board pattern in the landscape. As farmers tend to their crops and the cows quietly graze, it is hard not to reflect on the madness and noise and of City life back home. It’s a reminder that amidst the rush and chaos of city living, places like this exist, where time seems to stand still, and nature takes its own leisurely course.

Searching Amed on Instagram, it is not long before you come across hundreds of photos of the gates of Lempuyang Temple, perfectly framing Mount Agung in the background. The white painted split gates, known as the “gates of heaven” date back to the 13th and 14th century. But like many beautiful places, they have become ‘insta’ honey pots as people flock to capture the same image as thousands have before them, involving someone striking all manner of poses between the gates.  

 You may have heard the stories: queues of over three hours, high entrance fees and mandatory shuttles to get there.  And yes, it is all true. Even the pictures you see of what looks like a reflective pool in front of the temple is not reality. Instead, one of the temple workers sits in front with a mirror and will take pictures for you with what looks like the perfect reflection.

Despite what appears to be an important religious space turning into a theme park, is it worth it?  Definitely, Yes.  In a surprising twist, the day was foggy obscuring any views of Mount Agung.  But this brought its own unique atmosphere where repetitive insta photos was replaced with a more tranquil place in keeping with the most sacred place of worship in Bali.

Ujung Water Palace is a former King’s palace, now a serene garden (although the serenity was broken by some locals doing very bad Karaoke). Its name means "Garden at the End" or "Garden at the Edge". Built in the 1920’s, it was almost entirely destroyed by the eruption of Mount Agung in 1963, later rebuilt in 1998. We spend the next hour wandering around the gardens and explore the buildings that seemingly float on the ponds, their distinct Dutch colonial white façade, reflecting off the water.

Our next stop is Tirta Gangga, a royal water palace and Hindu Temple devoted to the Dewa Tirta (the god of water).  Built in 1948, but destroyed almost entirely by the eruption of nearby Mount Agung in 1963 (seems to be a reoccuring theme). It has been rebuilt comprising lush gardens, intricate stone carvings, and an arrangement of tiered pools. Translating to “Water of the Ganges”, luckily it is cleaner than the Ganges, being fed by natural springs.

We join the hordes of both tourists and locals alike, hopping across the stone steps in the pond, with hundreds colourful koi fish looking up pleading to be fed. There is a legend that rats living in the surrounding area were once transformed into golden fish which now inhab the sacred pools.  If only this was possible in the Ganges.

Not being a coffee drinker, the idea of visiting a coffee plantation was not high on my highlight list of things to do.  Even less so, finding out that it is coffee that has been retrieved from the poo of a Luwak. This shy creature has a love of eating the fruit from coffee plants.  The beans pass through its digestive tract and, like a coffee percolator, out comes coffee (well, almost). This has been given some mythical power which supposedly result in a smoother flavour creating the rarest coffee (read this as most expensive) in the world. While the tour of the plantation was fascinating, and the tasting plate of numerous types of flavoured tea and coffee was ok, I think I will stick to my drinks without poo.

Later, I found a study that reported more than 80% of all coffee sold as Kopi Luwak today is fake. So that expensive coffee we drank was likely to be just a warm cup of placebo.

While the day exploring the east of Bali and the various temples and tourist stops was fascinating, it is the simple things that captivate me more. Among all the wonderful experiences, none is as pure as the simple innocent pleasure of watching children play.


Nusa Penida

While we could have spent our entire week in Amed, the adventurous spirit in us meant it was time to explore another part of this paradise.  So, jumping on a boat we take a short ferry ride to Nusa Penida for 3 nights.  This undeveloped island is not famous for its night clubs (there are not any) but the ability to swim with the Manta Rays (more on that later).

Settling into our hotel, I soon realised I could get very used to a day that looks something like this:

  • wake up and step out of the room directly into the pool for a quick refreshing swim

  • jump out of the pool and walk the 5 steps over to the outdoor restaurant for a breakfast fit for a king

  • Step off onto the sand and directly into the ocean to snorkel amongst the tropical corals and fish

  • Return to the restaurant for Nasi-goreng with its fragrant kecap manis sauce, loaded with chicken, shredded omelette and chilli

  • Alternate between pool and beach

  • Complete the evening with dinner of juicy skewers of Indonesian chicken satay

  • watch the sun go down with a pina-colada cocktail (or two) in hand - two for one is very dangerous

  • Start over again the next day.

Part 3 HERE

June 2024: Bali, Part 1

For years, our close-knit circle of friends had dreamt of celebrating our collective milestone—turning 55—with an unforgettable overseas adventure. After sifting through several travel options, we decided on Bali, not for its famed nightlife or bustling party scene, but for the promise of adventure and tranquility.

Determined to avoid the chaos of Kuta, we set our sights on Amed, a hidden gem on Bali's northern coast. Here, far from the madding crowds, we sought a different kind of excitement—a journey into Bali's serene and unique landscapes.

The journey to Amed, a village on the eastern coast of Bali, began with the hum of anticipation. Leaving the bustling streets of Denpasar behind, we wind our way through the mountains, the landscape transformed into a picturesque blend of emerald rice terraces, towering volcanoes, and rustic villages. The winding road to Amed offers glimpses of Bali's beauty that many Australians do not experience, a stark contrast to the island's more commercialized areas.

As we near Amed, the peaks of Mt Batur and Mt Agung stand proud looking out over the vast expanse of the Bali Sea. The first sight of the coastline is mesmerizing—black volcanic sands meet turquoise waters, and traditional jukung fishing boats dot the shoreline. This idyllic village, famous for its snorkling and laid-back atmosphere, promises to be an escape from the daily life back home.

Our accommodation, a charming villa nestled in lush gardens just metres from the beach, provided a perfect vantage point to base ourselves for 4 nights. Lazing by our private pool it was difficult to pull ourselves from spending the whole time here.

However adventure awaits. So rising at 1AM in the morning we make our way east to tackle the climb up Mt Batur (Gunung Batur).

After a somewhat harrowing drive in the dark twisting our way ever higher into the mountain, we eventually leave the car and revert to more simple transport on foot. Hiking up in complete darkness, with the exception of a flashlight to illuminate the few metres in front, it is hard to tell how high we have come.

The walk is enough to get the breathing heavy and make your muscles ache, but just before it becomes uncomfortable we reach the top. As dawn breaks, the sky turns from ink black dotted in stars, to pastel blues and pinks before streaks of orange fill the sky as the sun breaks the horizon. Sitting drinking a hot chocolate and warm bannana sanwiches (kindly made by our guide) we witness a breathtaking panorama —the island bathed in the soft glow of the rising sun, the imposing Mt Agur in the foreground, and the distant monutains of Lombok visible across the sea. Below, the reflections of the village lights on the lake a sign of the day just begining.

Fun Fact: Mount Batur is an active volcano, with the most recent eruption occurring in 2000. It features a caldera formed by a collapsed top, creating Lake Batur. Our climb took us up the 700-meter-tall stratovolcano, which is part of the larger caldera's rim rising above the lake's surface.

Bali's monkeys are an integral part of the island's charm, particularly the long-tailed macaques.  These mischievous creatures will swipe anything from sunglasses to a snack from any unsuspecting tourist.

It is not just the heights of mountains that provided us the opportunity for adventure, but the opportunity to explore the depths of the underwater world. We spend several days snorkling the clear, warm waters of Jemeluk Bay and Lipah Beach. Here we immerse ourselves in a kaleidoscope of colors from the corals and fish. Clownfish darting in and out of anemones, parrotfish nibbling at the coral, and even a sea turtle gliding gracefully by.

Jemeluk Bay is known for its incredible coral reef and unique underwater temple. Additionally, we explored the sunken Japanese shipwreck located just a short distance from the beach, providing a fascinating snorkeling experience.

While the golden sands of Australian beaches may be unrivaled, the black volcanic shores of Amed Beach in Bali hold a unique allure. Along this striking coastline, traditional jukung fishing boats rest, waiting for nightfall to venture out in search of mackerel and other catches. In an era where fiberglass boats dominate, these timeless timber vessels evoke a sense of nostalgia and cultural pride. The history of outrigger canoes spans thousands of years, and though construction methods have evolved, the deep connection to tradition remains evident. Each jukung is a work of art, adorned with colorful sails and personalized names, reflecting the craftsmanship and heritage of their owners.

While our days are full of adventure, our nights unfold in a comforting ritual of togetherness. Each evening, we gather to watch the sun set, sipping cocktails as the sky transforms into a canvas of vibrant oranges and pinks. Sitting watching the sun dip below the horizon I am reminded of the true purpose of our journey—to savour these moments with our closest friends. As we share stories, laughter flowing out over the bay I feel a profound sense of gratitude for the incredible bond we share. These sunsets become more than just a beautiful view; they are a testament to the joy of friendship and the simple pleasure of being in each other's company.

See Part 2 here

MAY 2024: TJORITJA, NORTHERN TERRITORY. PART 2

6 DAYS HIKING THE LARAPINTA

DAY 4: Section 12 – Climbing ’Rwet Yepme’ - Mount Sondar

Along with my heavy breathing, the footfall of my boots is the only sound in a vacuum of silence. My focus narrows to the circular light cast by my head torch on the feet of the guide ahead of me. Beyond her, a dense void of darkness swallows everything in its embrace.  Trusting her instincts, she navigates along the narrow track only occasionally losing the path. I am sure if I was guiding, I would have led our party off the edge or into the endless wilderness never to be found again.  Glancing back, I see a line of small headlights bobbing like fireflies in a conga line, marking the trail of fellow adventurers ascending the mountain. As the hours pass, climbing in the dark becomes a meditative process only broken by the thrill of anticipation for what lies ahead.

I’ve never attempted to walk through the night to a mountain summit, but that is today’s adventure. Mount Sonder is located at the western end of the Larapinta Trail and is usually the end of the 12-day trek.  Known to the Arrernte people as ’Rwet Yepme’ - The Pregnant Lady – it is the fourth-highest peak in Australia’s Northern Territory at 1379 metres high. While it may not be high in comparison to European or Asian mountains, the views are equally spectacular.

The 16km-return hike to the top of Mt Sonder could be done as a day walk but there is a tradition to see the sun rise from the summit. With the brain doing some quick calculations it takes a while to compute what time we actually have to get up in the morning.

The day, or should I say night, began with a 1.30AM wakeup call with the music of Men at Works “Land Down Under’ filling the night air.  Through half closed eyes and a “head full of zombies”, I manage to get dressed with nothing inside-out.  Stumbling out of the swag the body has no idea why I am eating breakfast at 2AM in the morning so we bundle ourselves in the van for the drive to the beginning of the hike.

As we climb higher the still night air is replaced with a growing breeze.  Mt Sonder seems to have its own weather system, and as we get higher the winds begin to blow stronger.  It is not long before regular gusts are enough to drive you sideways threatening to blow you off the shear cliff that lies somewhere in the darkness.

Spending most of my life in the City the concept of darkness is misleading.  We are forever surrounded by lights, even if it is only the glow of light pollution.  Out hear, you get a true sense of the meaning of the words ‘Pitch Black’. However, after another hour of walking, the black inkiness sky is slowly replaced with a bright parallel line of colour on the horizon just as we reach the pinnacle.

While the cold winds continue to buffet us, the emerging pink of the light rippling on the clouds warms the mind. Then, the golden orb, first peaking above the horizon, bursts over the mountains spreading golden rays across the valley below.

While the sunrise is spectacular, it is the first shafts of light that illuminate the adjacent range, the valleys appearing like the backbone of an animal, that keeps me mesmerised.  Bathed in sunlight the rocks are transformed into dizzying shades of red and ochre. As the sun rises further, it casts a shadow of Mt Sonda across the valley.  The scale is almost too much to take in with 360-degree views of breathtaking scenery. In front, lies the seemingly endless landscape in its great vastness.

Having got drunk on the beauty, it is time to head back down the mountain.  In the early morning light, the rugged unspoilt terrain continues to keep me inebriated. It is only the steep cliffs that I didn’t see on my climb up that sobers the mind.

Returning to camp, we are all full of chatter on our achievement having conquered our fears and experiencing a view only few are willing to attempt. Opting for another bath in natures water hole, we return to Ormiston Gorge for another refreshing ice bath.

With the adrenalin long subsiding, and the early start catching up, what better excuse to return to the swag for a late afternoon nap. Along with my shallow breathing, the distant chatter of the Red-Tailed Black cockatoos is the only sound in a vacuum of silence. My focus narrows and my eyelids close disapearing into a dense void of darkness swallowing everything in its embrace.


DAY 5: Section 10 – Finke river to Ormiston Pound

A huge canvas awning stretches from one Ghost Gum to another, its organic curves evoking the charm of a Bedouin tent, offering a haven for desert wanderers. Beneath it lies a rustic kitchen, crafted from natural timbers and adorned with an eclectic mix of furniture, creating a space that feels both inviting and homey.

On any other day, this awning would shield us from the unrelenting desert sun. Today, however, it serves a different purpose. The MacDonnell Ranges, typically an arid expanse where life has adapted to survive in harsh conditions, has come alive. Every now and then, liquid gold falls from the sky, breathing life into this parched land.

When our guide, Violet, mentioned the possibility of rain the day before, I had dismissed it with the skepticism of someone accustomed to the rare and elusive showers of this region. Yet, not wanting to tempt fate, I opted for the shelter of a tent over the swag. This proved to be a wise decision, as I awoke to the rhythmic drumming of raindrops on the canvas.

Gathering at our communal kitchen, the group debates our plan for the day. Option 1: don our rain jackets and brave the trail. Option 2: wait a few hours and hope the rain passes. With our legs still aching from yesterday's hike, the idea of a leisurely morning is irresistible. We decide to relax, read, and play cards, letting the soothing sound of rain serenade us.

But the call of the trail is strong. Despite the drizzle, we eventually don our raincoats and set out for section 10 to Ormiston Pound. This section, kinder and gentler, winds and twists over rolling hills, crosses Davenport Creek and the mighty Finke River, now alive with the gift of rain.

Starting at Mt Sonar Lookout, we soon find ourselves tracking along the Finke River, past towering River Red Gums. Crossing to the other bank without wading through cold water, we carefully hop from one rock to another, thoughtfully placed by hikers before us.

Hiking in the rain might seem unappealing to some, but here, it adds a magical dimension. Small channels, normally dry, come alive with the gurgle of flowing water. Dry riverbeds transform into streams. While the blue sky is replaced with grey sky the colours of the landscape become more vivid.  The rain-saturated colors of the desert bloom painting the landscape in vibrant hues, with wildflowers bursting forth in pastel purples and pinks, like an intricate Aboriginal dot painting. There are over 760 species of flora to be found along the trail and the rains have brought a profusion of Mulla Mulla, Sturts Desert Rose, Paper Daisy, Desert Fuschia, Curry Wattle and Bush tomatoes. Some of the hills could be mistaken for a planted suburban rockery.

We navigate our way to Hilltop Lookout, with panoramic views of the Heavitree Range and Mount Sonar. Descending towards George Creek, the hillsides are blanketed with various types of spinifex. Some are knee-high and vivid green, others a bluish hue with long seed heads swaying in the breeze. These plants, used by Aboriginal people for their resin, appear soft and inviting from a distance. Up close, they reveal their true nature—each blade a slender spike, ready to pierce skin more easily than a doctors needle.

The rain not only brings colour and growth but also stirs the local wildlife. Although we didn’t spot the rare night parrots, flocks of budgerigars flit from tree to tree, revelling in the showers. The landscape feels alive, every drop of rain a blessing in this arid land.

Being one of the shortest sections, we soon reach the familiar embrace of Ormiston Pound. Despite the intermittent rain, which discourages a dip in the Gorge, we return to camp and our Bedouin tent. We sit under its protective canvas, grateful for the rare opportunity to experience the Larapinta Trail in its rain-soaked splendor. The rain has not just sustained life here—it has rejuvenated our spirits, making us feel more alive and connected to this ancient, vibrant land.


DAY 6: Ellery Creek Big Hole and Standley Chasm

Sitting atop Brinkley’s Bluff, gazing out over the expansive vastness of Hugh Gorge, I found myself pondering a question that had drifted in my mind throughout the past six days: is it the destination I seek, or the journey to reach it?

At home, time unfolds with the jarring beep of an electronic alarm and moves through a hazy transition of traffic, meetings, emails, social media, cooking, before collapsing into bed, the brain and body exhausted and beat.  In a world where time seems rush faster than a freight train, hiking offers a rare sanctuary – a chance to slow down, to savour each step, and to calm the mind.

Earlier today we bid farewell to our canvas home, packing up camp for the last time.  While one of us decided 7.30am was a good time for a celebratory beer, I opted to save our drinks for a more fitting moment later tonight.

Our journey back to Alice Springs commenced with a brief stop at Ellery Creek Big Hole—a pristine waterhole framed by sheer quartzite cliffs, sculpted over millennia by the relentless flow of floods.

If it was not for the need to return to work (and the family) we could have spent a full day enjoying this natural oasis. Reluctantly, we move on to our last stop - Standley Chasm, known to the Western Arrernte people as Angkerle Atwatye, translating to "Gap of Water."

While most tourists disembark from buses and stroll the flat 200 meters into the gorge before returning, we chose one final challenging hike—a steep ascent that would have rivaled any gym's stair-master.

 

Climbing out of the gorge and reaching the top of the bluff I find a rock to sit and ponder. 

Over the last 6 days the relentless city noise has been replaced with the chorus of bird songs, the madness of the streets traded with solitude, the bombardment of technology exchanged with uninterrupted 360 degree views. Each morning not only brought fresh challenges, but also a rejuvenation of the spirit. Each day was not only measured in kilometres but in moments of connection – connection with nature, with Aborigional culture, with country, with friends, with one-self.

 

 The last week has been a bucket-list of experiences: we pushed our lungs to limit; treked under night skies; braved winds that threatened to topple us from lofty peaks, experienced the outback's rare rainfall, marvelled at the grandeur of gorges, indulged in meals that rivalled any fine restaurant, slept under a blanket of stars in a simple swag, and gathered around crackling campfires sharing tales and laughter. Yet, what made it truly extraordinary was embarking on this adventure with cherished friends.

 

As I sit here, overlooking the vastness that stretches before me, it becomes clear: it is not merely the destination that beckons, but the transformative journey itself—a journey none more enriching than that along the Larapinta Trail.