July 2026: Switzerland, Part 2

Hiking Switzerland

After exploring Switzerland's cities, villages, lakes and castles, it was time to do what we'd really come for — get out into the mountains. Switzerland seems to have perfected the idea that a hike should come with a spectacular view every few hundred metres. Our walks took us from green alpine meadows covered in wildflowers to high mountain passes surrounded by snow and ice, with lakes, valleys and jagged peaks constantly competing for attention.

Over the trip we tackled the Stoos Ridge, Mount Pilatus, the North Face Trail, Wengen to Kleine Scheidegg, and Jungfraujoch to Mönchsjochhütte. Some were long, some steep, some surprisingly challenging and others simply an excuse to escape the crowds. There was also the small matter of getting to the start of some of them — because in Switzerland, the journey to a hike can involve a funicular, cable car or train that is almost as spectacular as the walk itself.


Stoos Ridge

One of our first hikes was Stoos Ridge. Getting to the Stoos Ridge is half the adventure. The funicular claims to be the steepest in the world, and riding it feels a little like stepping inside a giant tumble dryer. As the mountain gets steeper, the cabins rotate so you remain upright.

At the top, we set off along the ridge — which, thankfully, is exactly where the name comes from. The trail winds along the mountaintop with huge views dropping away on either side. Blue lakes far below, dramatic peaks in the distance and green mountainsides stretching in every direction.

The sky was that almost ridiculous shade of blue you normally assume has been enhanced in Photoshop. The lakes below were just as blue, while the mountains were covered in brilliant green grass and a carpet of wildflowers — pinks, purples and whites scattered across the slopes.

Wildflowers everywhere


Mount Pilatus – The Scenic Way

Most people heading up Mount Pilatus take the famous bright red cogwheel railway, which climbs all the way to the summit at 2,128 metres. Sensible people, really. We, however, decided that riding a train up a mountain seemed far too easy, so we got off halfway at Amsigen to walk the rest of the way. From there, it was more than 1,000 metres of elevation gain to the top. Because apparently a holiday is not complete without making your legs question your life choices.

The trail climbed relentlessly through a series of switchbacks. And then, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, we came across one of the strangest sights of the hike — a fridge. Just sitting there beside the trail. Inside? Cheese. Because apparently if you're going to leave a fridge in the middle of a mountain, Switzerland has decided that cheese is the obvious thing to put in it.

All the way up, the red cogwheel train was never far from view. It would slowly grind its way up the mountainside, hugging the cliff face, while passengers looked out at the walkers below. I can only imagine what they were thinking: "Look at those idiots. They've paid good money to get on this train and they're walking!"

The further we climbed, the more worthwhile it became. The views opened up and the sound of the train gradually disappeared. Every switchback brought another perspective across the mountains and towards Lake Lucerne far below.

By the time we reached the top, we'd earned every metre of those 1,000-plus vertical metres.

Can you see the red cogwheel on the cliff? - click for a closer look

The last lot of switch backs to the top

The views from the top were worth it

Some entertainment on the mountain top

It is amazing where you will find a church

Not content with the walk up, we decided to take the cable car half way down then walk the rest of the way through the forest to the village.


The sounds of the mountains

While we only saw the occasional hiker, one constant companion was the ever present cows. They seem to be everywhere in the Swiss mountains, happily grazing on impossibly green alpine slopes, seemingly oblivious to the hikers passing by. Their cowbells provide a constant soundtrack to the journey — a gentle, rhythmic clang... clang... clang drifting across the valleys.

At first you notice the bells. Then, after a while, you stop hearing individual cows and start hearing the whole mountain breathing to its own rhythm. The sound echoes across the valley, mixing with the breeze and the occasional distant train. It's strangely soothing — almost like a natural metronome for the hike.


Lauterbrunnen

Lauterbrunnen was to be our base for three days of exploring the mountains, but before heading upwards, the valley itself deserved a day of discovery.

And what better way to explore it than by bike. Cycling along the valley floor was the perfect way to take in the sheer scale of the cliffs — and the waterfalls that seemed to appear around every corner. The most impressive was Staubbach Falls, which tumbles dramatically down the cliff face and, even better, had a prime position directly outside our hotel balcony. Not a bad view to wake up to.

As we rode along the valley, more waterfalls came into view — Spissbach, Mürrenbach and Buchenbach — each cascading down the mountainsides from seemingly impossible heights. Then came Trümmelbach Falls, where the bikes had to stay behind. Ten cascades have carved their way through the inside of the mountain, with the rushing water echoing through the rock. It felt like nature had built its own underground rollercoaster.

After a day of waterfalls, cycling and wandering, we finished by simply looking up at the red and white swiss flags floating in the sky. These turned out to be paragliders floating effortlessly above the valley, catching the mountain updrafts and drifting silently across the sky.

Replacing hiking boots with 2 wheels.

The many waterfalls in the valley.

Paragliders making the most of the monutain updrafts.


The North Face Trail

The North Face Trail started with a cable car ride so steep that it felt like we were being launched rather than transported. Up we went to Mürren, clinging to the mountainside high above the Lauterbrunnen Valley. From there, the trail loops its way through Schiltalp and Allmendhubel — two names I’m still having a hard time pronouncing, let alone remembering which one we’re supposed to be heading towards.

But once we started walking, the names became irrelevant. The scenery was simply spectacular.

Green alpine meadows rolled across the mountainside, dotted with wildflowers, wooden farm huts and the numerous cows, complete with its obligatory Swiss cowbell. Towering peaks rose around us, and every turn seemed to reveal another impossibly beautiful view.

At any moment I was expecting the Von Trapp family to come running over the hills, arms outstretched, ready to break into song. Thankfully, there was no singing from us. Hiking uphill had already taken care of the breathing requirements.

Eventually we reached the little mountain hut at Schiltalp, which provided the perfect excuse for a well-earned break. And this was no ordinary hiking refreshment stop. Homemade pie and a cold beer suddenly became essential components of mountain nutrition.

Schiltalp Hut


The Top of Europe

Another day another hike, this time to Jungfraujoch. Jungfraujoch is proudly marketed as the “Top of Europe”. And, much like Mount Pilatus, most people take the famous cogwheel train all the way to the top. But apparently we hadn’t learnt our lesson from Pilatus, so once again we decided that the sensible option was far too sensible and chose to walk the first section instead.

We started in Wengen and made our way towards Kleine Scheidegg, climbing more than 800 metres over around 8 kilometres. It was another perfect Swiss day — brilliant blue sky, impossibly green grass and bursts of wildflowers scattered across the hillsides. In the distance, the towering snow-covered peaks of the Eiger, Mönch and Jungfrau dominated the landscape.

By the time we reached Kleine Scheidegg, we were quite happy to admit that we didn’t have the climbing gear — or perhaps the enthusiasm — required to walk all the way to Jungfraujoch. So, sensibly for once, we climbed aboard the cogwheel train and let the Swiss engineering do the hard work.

Reaching Jungfraujoch is an impressive feat of engineering, but once you arrive it feels a little like Disneyland at 3,463 metres. There are ice sculptures carved into tunnels, tourist shops selling everything from Swiss watches to souvenirs, and plenty of people taking photographs to prove they had made it to the “Top of Europe”.

Except, technically, it isn’t the top of Europe.

So naturally, rather than simply accepting the claim, we decided to leave the crowds behind and walk a little further up the mountain.

The short hike to Mönchsjoch Hut took us away from the tourist crowds and onto the snow. It was not long before we reached the hut perched dramatically on the mountainside. Clinging to the edge of the mountain, its silver box looks like something you would find on another planet. It is the highest serviced mountain hut in Switzerland so a good excuse for a hot chocolate and to find a spot in the the sun to take it all in. At 3,650 metres, with snow-covered peaks surrounding us and the mountains stretching endlessly into the distance, it was a pretty good place to stop arguing about where the “top” actually was.

The hike from Wengen to Kleine Scheidegg.

Taking the cogg train from Kleine Scheidegg to Jungfraujoch.

The Top of Europe (almost).

Leaving Jungfraujoch behind us, we walk up the snow to Mönchsjoch Hut.


July 2026: Switzerland, Part 1

EXPLORING THE Cities

A trip that had been on our bucket list for years was Switzerland. Luckily we had friends here so what better excuse to pack the bags and head to the other side of the world.

While our primary purpose was to do some summer hiking, we managed to explore some of the cities while we were here.

Zurich

Zurich is one of those cities that seems to have decided that it wanted to be ridiculously pretty.

With just a day to explore, we headed straight into the Old Town, where the streets are made for wandering with no particular destination in mind — which is fortunate, because we had absolutely no idea where we were going.

The buildings, all lined up like some enormous European version of a candy shop in colours of Orange, Pink and Green. These are made even more colourful by the little red Swiss flags hanging everywhere.

The Limmat River cuts through the city, with little boats bobbing along the water and people generally looking far more relaxed than anyone has a right to look in a European city.

Zurich's blue trams crisscross the city with the sort of efficiency that makes you wonder whether the Swiss have somehow cracked the secret to time travel.

With only a day, we couldn't resist getting a little higher above the city as well. So we headed up into the adjacent hills around Forest Adliswil — just enough to stretch the legs and escape the cobblestones for a while.

It was the perfect way to begin our holiday: a bit of walking, a bit of fresh air and some great architecture. Not a bad introduction to Switzerland.


Lucerne

After Zurich, it was time to head to Lucerne. One of the advantages of being a runner on holiday is that you can occasionally convince yourself that getting up early is actually sightseeing.

So, early one morning, I headed out for a run through the old town while most of Lucerne was still asleep and before the crush of the tourists descended on the famous Chapel Bridge, or Kapellbrücke — the city's postcard celebrity. Built in 1333, it's one of Lucerne's most recognisable landmarks, stretching across the Reuss River with the distinctive octagonal Water Tower sitting alongside it.

It is not long before the bridge is transformed from peaceful medieval landmark into something resembling a human conveyor belt.

Zurich had its candy-stripe buildings, but Lucerne has taken things to another level. Buildings around the old town are covered in elaborate paintings and colourful façades, particularly around places such as Sternenplatz. Rather than simply painting a building one colour and calling it a day, the Lucerners appear to have decided that every wall deserves its own artwork.

I'm not entirely sure this was on Kathy's original holiday wish list, but we decided to stay one night in the old jail. It was certainly different — and probably one of those travel experiences we'll remember long after we've forgotten the name of the hotel.

Food-wise, Switzerland hasn't exactly been threatening to steal the Michelin Guide from France. Swiss food is hearty, filling and very committed to cheese, but "gourmet" might be stretching the definition somewhat.

Fortunately, the setting overlooking the beautiful Jesuit Church and having dinner as Lucerne carries on around us more than made up for it.

We also tackled the Musegg Wall, the medieval fortification that still runs along the northern edge of the old town. We climbed one of the towers for the views over Lucerne, the lake and the surrounding mountains.

Throw in an early morning run, a medieval bridge, colourful painted buildings, a night in jail, a few drinks overlooking the city - it made for a pretty memorable couple of days.

Although I'm still not convinced Kathy has forgiven me for the accommodation.

The building was originally constructed in 1862 and served as the Prison for the city of Lucerne for well over a century. It officially closed its doors in 1998. Within a year of the jail's closing, the historic building was repurposed as a hotel. It deliberately retains its striking historic layout, featuring original thick steel cell doors, and heavy iron bars over the windows. Luckily the beds were a slight improvement.

Musegg Wall


Bern

Bern was never meant to be on our list but due to a travel mishap (yes i forgot to book the right number of nights) we decided to stop over here. If we thought Zurich was enthusiastic about Swiss flags, Bern clearly hadn't received the memo about moderation. Bern doesn't just display Swiss flags. It commits to them. Flags seem to be everywhere you look, hanging from buildings, stretching across streets and generally reminding you that, yes, you are definitely in Switzerland.

The Old Town is surrounded by remnants of its medieval fortifications, a reminder that this wasn't always the rather pleasant, postcard-perfect city we were wandering around. The old walls and gates once provided protection for the city, while today they provide another layer of history to explore.

Inside the old city, the main streets are a wonderful mix of medieval buildings and arcades, with a series of elaborate fountain sculptures lining the street. And these aren't your standard "nice little fountain" variety.

Many date back to the 16th century and are topped with colourful, sometimes slightly bizarre sculptures. There are warriors, bears, animals and allegorical figures — basically the Renaissance equivalent of deciding that every street needs a collection of public art.

At the end of the street sits the Zytglogge, Bern's famous medieval clock tower. Originally built as a city gate, it eventually became the clock tower we see today, complete with its elaborate astronomical clock.

Of course, the best way to see a city is apparently before breakfast. So, naturally, another early morning run was called for. This time we headed down towards the Aare River, which winds around Bern and provides a spectacular natural boundary to the Old Town.

Here, the locals cool off from the unusually warm weather (for Switzerland) by jumping into the fast-flowing Aare and floating along with the current as though this was the most normal way in the world to commute to work.

Bern itself has a wonderfully relaxed feel. The Old Town is compact enough to explore on foot, the river is never far away, and everywhere you turn there's another fountain, flag, tower, old wall or beautifully preserved building demanding your attention.


Lausanne

After a few days of travelling around Switzerland, we were starting to think we'd finally mastered the names of the places we were visiting.

Then came Lausanne. Somewhere between Lucerne and Lausanne, the names had started to blur a little. They both have lakes, mountains, beautiful old buildings and names that sound suspiciously similar.

Fortunately, we made it to the right Lausanne, on the shores of Lake Geneva. and waht better way to explore the lake than a cruise on the beautiful old paddle steamer that cruise Lake Geneva. There is something wonderfully old-fashioned about travelling across a lake on a proper paddle steamer. No rush, no traffic, just the gentle rhythm of the boat and the Alps providing the backdrop.

Our destination was Château de Chillon, sitting dramatically on a rocky outcrop beside the lake. If someone had asked us to design the perfect medieval castle, it would be difficult to improve on this one.

The castle has been sitting beside Lake Geneva for centuries, strategically positioned on the water and looking every bit the medieval fortress. We spent time exploring its courtyards, rooms and towers, imagining what life must have been like when this was a serious piece of military real estate rather than one of Switzerland's biggest tourist attractions.

It was another warm day, and with that beautiful blue lake sitting directly beneath the castle, the decision seemed obvious. It was one of those completely unexpected travel moments that you couldn't really have planned.

One minute you're wandering around a medieval castle, looking at stone walls and trying to imagine life hundreds of years ago. The next, you're swimming in the lake looking back at the castle from the water.

Château de Chillon


A day in the Life

It's easy to travel around Switzerland and come home with a camera roll full of the usual suspects. Castles. Mountains. Lakes. Medieval bridges. Colourful buildings. Swiss flags. More mountains.

Those are the images you expect to take.

But some of my favourite moments are the ones that don't make the tourist brochure. The ordinary stuff. The little glimpses of daily life that remind you that, despite the castles and mountains and ridiculously beautiful scenery, people here are just getting on with their day.

A person rushing to catch a tram.

Someone sitting watching the world go by.

A bicycle leaning against the tree.

It's these moments that I find myself photographing almost without thinking. None of these things are particularly remarkable. And that's exactly why they are.

The big sights make great photographs. The little things make great memories.


Fountain OBSESSION

One thing we quickly discovered travelling around Switzerland is that the Swiss have a serious thing for fountains. Not just the occasional decorative fountain in a town square. Fountains are everywhere. In the middle of cities. In tiny villages. Outside churches. Along quiet streets. Beside railway stations. And, rather surprisingly, halfway up a mountain trail.

In the cities, many of them are works of art in their own right. Bern was particularly impressive, with its collection of elaborate 16th-century fountains topped with colourful sculptures.

But as we travelled further into Switzerland, we realised the fountains weren't just about decoration. They were part of everyday life. A simple stone trough in a village square. A fountain beside an old farmhouse. Water running continuously beside a walking path. A little drinking fountain tucked into a street corner.

At first, I took photos of them. Then I started looking for them. Eventually, I'm pretty sure I developed a mild fountain obsession.


Train Travel

Our travels around Switzerland gave us plenty of opportunities to experience the famous Swiss trains, and they quickly became one of the highlights of the trip.

The first thing you notice is how easy it is. The Swiss seem to have decided that if a timetable says a train leaves at 10:32, then 10:32 is when it will leave. A radical concept.

Although there is one thing you quickly learn about Swiss trains. Connections are serious business. A train might arrive, you have four minutes to change platforms, and somehow you're expected to calmly walk off one train and onto the next. Suddenly you're running through a Swiss railway station dragging luggage behind you, until Kathy disapears into the lift and leave you behind.

Zurich to Lucerne.,Lucerne to Bern. Bern to Lausanne. The journeys themselves became part of the holiday. Instead of staring at a motorway, we were looking out the window at lakes, mountains, forests, villages and the occasional cow that seemed to have secured a better piece of real estate than most of us ever will.


A LITTLE PIECE OF COUNTRYSIDE

While we got to exploring the big cities of Switzerland — Zurich, Lucerne, Bern and Lausanne - we also got to experience the quiter life where there isn't a tourist attraction around every corner.

For us, that meant heading to the little village of Arnex-sur-Orbe, where our friends live.

The old barns are particularly beautiful. Many have been converted into small homes, but they've retained their original character — thick stone walls and the unmistakable look of buildings that have been standing there for generations. Each one has its own unique timber doors and windows, some painted broght colours, others keeping their hundred year old patina.

The vineyards surround the village stretching across the landscape interspersed with golden fields stretching towards the horizon. And then, suddenly, thousands upon thousands of sunflowers burst from the ground, each one facing the sun like dutiful soldiers.

But now it was time to leave all that behind. The next chapter was going to be very different. The cities were behind us. The mountains were calling.

February 2026: The Overland Track, Tasmania - Part 2

To read the first part of our hike go here: Part 1 of the Overland Track.

DAY FOUR — Reaching the Sky

Pelion Plains Hut to Kia Ora Hut via Mt Ossa

This morning managed to be both one of the best - and one of the worst - days of the entire trip. Unfortunately, Kathy woke with a nasty bout of vertigo. The sort that makes simply sitting upright feel like you’re trapped inside a malfunctioning washing machine. With real concern about whether she could even walk, we talked through worst-case scenarios, including the dreaded words: emergency evacuation.

But being the absolute trooper she is, Kathy decided to push on to the next hut despite being sicker, and walking more crookedly, than a drunken sailor in a rolling storm.

From the hut, it was a 4.5-kilometre climb to Pelion Gap — the turn-off for Mount Ossa, which several of us were quietly hoping to tackle — and then another four kilometres on to the next hut (a distance that felt wildly optimistic for Kathy at this point).

Leaving the hut, the offer of blue skies was a relief after rain and snow from the first few days. Unfortunately, the thick canopy of beech rainforest decided to keep this good news hidden from us for at least the next couple of hours.

Heading into the green forest, the track serves up its usual mixed platter of boardwalk, tangled roots, mud holes and wooden steps, all bundled into a 280-metre ascent carefully designed to make you question every item in your pack. After 1.5 kilometres of steady climbing, we detour briefly to Douglas Creek, where pristine, crystal-clear water spills in cool, cascading ribbons, over dark moss covered rocks.

It is not long before we are thrust into the bright light of the open woodland, flush in orange from the Scorpia bush, where we reach the high saddle between Mount Pelion East and Mount Ossa.

This is where the group split for the day. With heroic encouragement from Blake (our guide) and Acho providing steady moral support, they shepherded Kathy onward to the next hut like a professional search-and-rescue unit (Kathy tells me afterwards the constant bad humour of Acho was - for once - a welcome distraction).

With Kathy insisting I leave her behind (that is one amazing wife), the rest of us turn uphill to tackle Mount Ossa: a jagged dolerite beast and, at 1,617 metres, Tasmania’s highest peak. What begins as a gentle slope soon becomes a short but steep climb, mercifully aided by a newly built staircase.

From there we skirt the edge of Mount Doris, passing ancient dead trees whose limbs lie discarded on the ground like the giant bones of long-extinct dinosaurs.

At one point we cross an area of iridescent green cushion plants dotted with tiny pools and wind-flattened shrubs. Our guide told us a “true story” (which meant it probably wasn’t) about Japanese gardeners climbing the mountain each year to tend their alpine garden. There were no bonsai shears in sight, but nature had clearly been doing an excellent job of landscaping this fairy-tale patch all on her own.

Climbing higher once more, we round the western shoulder of Mount Doris and finally catch our first proper glimpse of Mount Ossa looming ahead. The twin spires look convincingly like the summit. However, the true peak is still hidden beyond a sheer wall of rock which stand like enormous stone gateposts, guarding what lies beyond — and the only way forward was straight between them.

It was here that the hike officially became a climb. Confronted by steps that would make a StairMaster weep, we began hauling ourselves up the lower face one step at a time. With every lung-burning ascent, the views grow wider: the hulking bulk of Mount Massif (appropriately named) to the south, while the ever present Mount Pelion East keeps a watch behind us.

With our legs rapidly dissolving into jelly, we unanimously declare it a perfect moment for lunch. While our guide attempts what looks suspiciously like the early stages of arson (wrestling a kerosene stove to provide a cup of coffee), the rest of us perch on the edge of the world, dangling our feet - not over the edge Kathy - and feast on scenery to die for.

Can you see John in the bottom left corner?

With bellies full we turn our mind to the final push up Mount Ossa. Looking up, several people immediately point at the twin peaks and the narrow, near-vertical gully between them and ask, with great sincerity, “We’re not going up that, are we?”

……We were.

Despite the concern (and fear of heights from one of our party) we push on up the slot canyon. Here, the climb now officially turns into scrambling, which then turns into something suspiciously resembling rock climbing. We pick our way through the boulder field, occasionally hauling one another up the bigger steps like a human chain.

After clinging and scrambling our way through the narrow rock channel, it is only a final, determined push to reach the upper plateau — a moment greeted with collective relief that no one had tumbled dramatically off the side of the mountain. The terrain suddenly softens and widens, and just ahead something glints strangely in the sunlight. For a brief second it looks like a giant mirror laid across the ground, reflecting clouds and rock in perfect symmetry. Up close, it reveals itself as a tarn: a small, glassy mountain pool cradled in a hollow scooped out by ancient glaciers.

A short walk from here brings us to the final summit: a pile of elephant-sized boulders stacked like a geological game of marbles. There was much discussion along the way about mountain peaks resembling nipples (a topic I will unpack a bit later), However, sitting on the roof of Tasmania, the summit reveals a panorama of peaks of a different kind: Cradle Mountain behind us, Frenchmans Cap far west and the vast wilderness of lakes and valleys beyond. Peaks bore epic names - Mount Geryon, Mount Olympus, Mount Pelion - sounding more like Greek myths than walking destinations.  Someone claimed you could see New Zealand on a clear day, which I filed under “guide exaggerations”.

While many of the group leap onto their phones — this being one of the very few places on the track where the outside world dares to intrude — I choose to ignore civilisation and simply sit with the views, soaking in every last morsel of sky, stone and silence. I could stay here for hours, but reality eventually intervenes in the form of a group photo to prove we actually made it. With our achievement officially documented, we shoulder our packs once more and begin the long, ankle-negotiating journey back down the mountain.

 While the hike up was a challenge for many of us, there was a hint of trepidation on how we would manage to get back down again. However, little did we expect that one of our poor trail buddies would make the decision to trip over on one of the flattest section of the entire track and come crashing to the ground.  As we all rush to help, Braiden is already working through the emergency evacuation protocol and how to arrange for a helicopter. 

But like a miracle - or at least a very determined resurrection - she stands up again, shaking out a very sore and bruised – but still functional – ankle. The mountain had made its point to never get complacent. Heeding its wisdom, we descend carefully, helping one another down the steeper sections and resisting the urge to become human bowling balls plummeting off the edge.

This was taken moments before the fateful fall…

After a long and exhausting return climb we eventually reach Pelion Gap again. An amazing sense of achievement comes over all of us, not only for summiting Mt Ossa, but even more from not having to be helicoptered out.

With four kilometres still to go and sunset approaching, the promise of Kia Ora Hut is deeply motivating. The Du Cane Range glowes in the distance as we drop into Pinestone Valley. While I try to take in the scenery, my thoughts are now firmly on Kathy: had she descended into a vertigo induced coma and helicopters had been called, or managed to survive the walk and was still able to stand vertical?

Reaching the hut, I am relieved to see her lying in the bed, still conscious without the world spinning around her.  By evening the symptoms begin to dissipate and we all get to stand on the deck looking out over Cathedral Mountain.

If the last few nights had not put on a good enough show, then tonight was the curtain call.  As the sun set and darkness begins to envelope the mountain, a flame red spotlight appears low in the horizon, shinning directly onto Cathedral Mountain. While I am not a religions person, looking at the mountain named after a place of worship, and a God like ray of light setting the side ablaze in red, it was a sight to behold.

As we watch Tasmania’s own fiery spectacle, reminiscent of Uluru’s glow, we toast to two big sets of achievements - for some of us reaching the highest summit in Tasmania, and for others getting to the Hut in one piece.

 

Side Note:  I previously mentioned the reference to some mountain peaks resembling nipples, however little did I realise the female anatomy would become a major topic of discussion. If you are a female and ever struggle with your day pack not having adjustable traps, I would highly recommend you do not use something to tie them together in front of you. Otherwise, they may inadvertently bring together said breasts to create a significantly more enlarged cleavage and you are likely to become the but of all jokes for the rest of the trip.  Mountains may look like nipples, but I am not sure how this got called “Chicky Chicky Wah Wahs”! ….. Maybe Gabe will know?


DAY FIVE — Cold Rivers and Ancient Trees

Kia Ora Hut to Windy Ridge Hut

Waking early — at least early by my standards — I am greeted by the silhouette of Cathedral Mountain, its dark outline framed by delicate, thread-like pink clouds streaming from the summit like silk ribbons in the morning light. It feels like the mountain are quietly announcing a fine day ahead. Even the birds seem unusually enthusiastic about the prospect.

Kathy, however, was still dealing with the lingering hangover from yesterday’s vertigo episode, though thankfully today’s walk promised to be one of the gentler stages.

After another hearty breakfast — and once again feeling very fortunate that our version of hiking luxury replaced freeze-dried sachets with home-baked bread and steaming bowls of porridge — we soon find ourselves back on the track, moving through dry eucalypt and beech forest.

Crossing Kia Ora Creek, the trail climbs gradually until we reached the old Du Cane Hut. Built in 1910 by trappers, the hut is constructed entirely from split timber shingles, giving it a sturdy, but slightly crooked charm. Sitting in the grass beside the hut, our guide Braydon begins spinning another one of his yarns - somewhere between history lesson and tall tale.

Bert Nicholls and Paddy Hartnett were fur trappers working Tasmania’s rugged high country in the early 1900s, long before anyone considered wilderness something you visited for fun. Unlike us, their packs were filled with animal pelts rather than spare socks and camera gear. Their traplines ran through the Pelion and Du Cane ranges along rough routes that would eventually evolve into sections of the Overland Track. They built huts where they could — not for comfort but for survival — rough shelters of timber walls, smoky fires and gaps large enough to let snow drift inside.

Paddy Hartnett’s story ended less romantically; he died in 1944 after years of hard living, alcoholism and retreating into near-hermit life. As with all good bush yarns (including the one about the bath tub), it was difficult to tell where the facts ended and the embellishments began.

Leaving the hut behind, the track meanders gently onward along more fundulations — the constant rise and fall changing the vegetation with it. At one point we stop beside a colossal King Billy pine, ancient and towering, its age impossible to determine without tree rings. These trees evolved long before much of Australia’s modern fauna and remain living remnants of the ancient Gondwanan forests.

With lunch approaching, we drop our packs and grab a small daypack for the two-kilometre return detour down to Hartnett Falls. Reaching the top of the falls was the perfect spot for luch: smooth rocks, clear water and the gentle rush of the Mersey River sliding past.

Dangling our feet in the shallow water is enough to send them numb almost instantly, but a few of us — either brave or foolish — decide that if we’d come this far, we might as well go for a swim.

“Swimming” is perhaps a generous term.

Finally summoning the courage, I plunge into the glacial water. The cold detonated through my body like electricity. My lungs forgot how to function, my soul attempted an emergency evacuation, and I experienced what scientists call panic! Moments later I scrambled back out of the water shrieking and thinking myself lucky for already having children.

After defrosting in the sun like a contented lizard, we wander down to the base of the falls where the water spills over dark rock in a gleaming ribbon of white spray.

Returning to our packs, the track begins a steady climb toward Du Cane Pass before dropping sharply again toward Windy Ridge. The forest gradually shifts as well. Dry sclerophyll gives way to damper woodland with towering trees reaching for the heavens.

Flowers are scarce beneath the dense canopy, but fungi flourishes in the cool dampness. Passing through ancient trees, the forest begins to feel almost storybook-like — moss-covered logs, tiny trickling streams and fungi in every imaginable colour.

 The track itself becomes a labyrinth of roots that twisted across the ground like nature’s own obstacle course. While they didn’t quite manage to ankle-tap anyone, the forest did extract its revenge in other ways. Roland performed his now customary daily fall, this time slipping off a log and landing squarely in knee-deep mud. Meanwhile Megs found herself stranded halfway across a large fallen trunk, stuck like a floundering turtle unable to move either forward or backward. Despite receiving absolutely no assistance from her loving husband, she eventually manages a dismount that would have scored a solid zero from any Olympic gymnastics judge.

Wandering further through the forest it would be easy to lose the track if not for the trail markers guiding the way. The modern bright-orange triangles stand out like little beacons in the trees, but I find myself more fascinated by the older markings — scars carved into tree trunks by early trappers and hunters. Though softened by moss and bark over the decades, these marks still remain, quiet reminders of those who travelled here long before hiking poles and Gore-Tex jackets.

Eventually we emerge at Windy Ridge Hut, greeted immediately by the comforting smell of dinner being prepared and the familiar woven wool wall panels. Each hut along the track is decorated with these beautiful artworks — intricate wool tapestries depicting nearby mountains and landscapes.

While the artwork was impressive, we are equally spoiled by the nightly selection of local Tasmanian wines. Tonight, however, there is an added surprise: a cold local beer waiting to reward us for another successful day on the Overland Track. It is a fitting toast — though a slightly bittersweet one — marking not only the end of a great day’s walking, but sadly our final night on the trail.


DAY SIX — The Final Steps

Windy Ridge Hut to Lake St Clair

This morning carried that unmistakable feeling that the journey was coming to an end.

I often laugh at Kathy because on the final day of any trip, or even the final hour of a hike, she transforms into what I call the horse turning for home. Suddenly there is no stopping her. The pace increases, the destination becomes magnetic, and woe betide anyone who tries to slow her down.

But this time it wasn’t just Kathy. I think our entire walking party was quietly looking forward to the return of civilisation - although, given the level of comfort we’d enjoyed in our huts over the past few nights, I can hardly complain about the “wilderness hardship”.

With packs loaded for the final time, we set off for the last 10 kilometres of the Overland Track.

It wasn’t long before we fall into an easy rhythm, marching gently through tall sclerophyll forest with flashes of wildflowers in the understorey. Tea trees, bottlebrush, banksias and countless smaller blooms dot the landscape. The track slopes gradually downhill, allowing us to spread out and walk at our own pace — the perfect opportunity to listen to the chorus of birds and the steady murmur of the nearby Narcissus River, our quiet companion for much of the morning.

Every now and then we cross small creeks and streams, each offering one final excuse to pause for photos. At one point we encounter a small yabby stranded squarely in the middle of the track, clearly having taken a wrong turn somewhere. He stands defiantly with claws raised, ready to defend his position against this strange parade of giant hikers interrupting his journey.

Further along, the eucalypt forest thins briefly, opening a window across to a distant grassy clearing known as the Bowling Green — a perfect feeding ground for wombats contentedly grazing their way through the day. Above us, black cockatoos call from the treetops while the forest hums with the chatter of smaller birds.

We soon reached Pine Valley Junction, the turn-off for ambitious side trips to both The Acropolis and The Labyrinth. Under different circumstances the temptation might have been irresistible — but today the horse had well and truly bolted. Our destination lay ahead, and nobody was volunteering for extra kilometres.

The vegetation thickens as the track descends toward the Narcissus River, and through a break in the trees I catch my first glimpse of Mount Olympus rising in the distance. Soon the forest falls away entirely and we burst out onto wide button grass plains. A boardwalk snakes through the golden grass, drawing the eye forward toward Mount Olympus standing proudly on the horizon like the final curtain of the landscape.

Eventually we reach the suspension bridge over the Narcissus River. Crossing one person at a time, I bounce my way across — perhaps enjoying the wobble a little more than necessary. Kathy, on the other hand, is just glad that she no longer has the wobbles from the vertigo a few days ago.

On the other side sat Narcissus Hut, one of the final public huts on the track. For most walkers it marks the beginning of the last stretch to Lake St Clair. For us, however, it was the finish line.

We drop our packs on the small wharf while our guides celebrated the end of the trip with one last icy plunge into the water. The rest of us adopt a far more sensible strategy: lying in the sun and waiting for the ferry.

Soon enough it arrives, and we board for the 17-kilometre cruise across Lake St Clair to Cynthia Bay. I find a seat beside an open window and let the cool lake air rush in as the boat carries us steadily south. Behind us the mountains slowly receed, fading layer by layer into the distance.

Back on land at the National Parks office, we gather in front of the familiar Overland Track sign for the obligatory group photo. Standing here there are mixed emotions — pride in finishing, sadness that it was over, and the quiet excitement of returning to our own beds.


EPILOGUE — The Wilderness Within

 

The Overland Track is widely considered one of Australia’s most famous multi-day hikes, and after walking it myself I can see exactly why.

The track itself is not especially difficult, but what it lacks in physical brutality it more than makes up for in extraordinary variety. In just a few days the landscape shifts constantly — from high alpine meadows to deep ancient rainforests, from windswept button grass plains to groves of prehistoric pines.

I know the purists sometimes frown upon those of us who take the “softer” option and stay in private huts rather than carrying everything on our backs. Some even complain about the relative comfort of the public huts themselves.

And while I absolutely appreciate the importance of keeping wilderness places wild and limiting human impact, I also believe these landscapes should be shared. Not everyone is willing — or able — to carry 30 kilograms on their back and sleep under a tarp in the rain.

Walking the Overland Track is still no walk in the park — even when done in relative comfort. But it is an experience every person should have the opportunity to undertake at least once in their life. Because only by walking through places like this can we truly appreciate their beauty and understand why they must be protected.

For me, writing this story is not only a way to preserve the memories of our journey, but also a chance to share a small piece of the experience with others. If it encourages even a few people to step outside, explore places like this, and understand why our unique natural environments deserve to be protected, then it has served its purpose.

We began as six slightly questionable adventurers and two French nationals, and somewhere along the way we became a team — bonded by wind, rain, snow, laughter, fear, triumph… and more than a little good wine.

And somewhere out there in the Tasmanian wilderness, I suspect Gustav Weindorfer would quietly approve.

This is the Overland Track.

February 2026: The Overland Track, Tasmania - Part 1

A Wilderness Worth Walking

The Overland Track is not just Australia’s premier alpine trek, it’s one of the world’s great wilderness journeys. Winding for roughly 65 km (or more than 80km with side trips) from the glacial ribs of Cradle Mountain to the glassy silence of Lake St Clare, it traverses landscapes carved by ice, sculpted by wind, and covered with endemic life found nowhere else on Earth.

But that’s the tourist brochure sales pitch.

What follows is the real story of seven lunatics and two French nationals who enjoy one heck of a week in Tasmania’s high country.

PROLOGUE

It usually begins, as most questionable adventures do - with Gabe coming up with an idea and then others doing the homework. But not this time.  Instead, she goes one step further and books a hike through the Tasmanian wilderness then puts out the call - who wants to join in?

It is for this reason 8 of us decide that the idea of escaping work and getting out in nature is worth putting up with each other for the trip. However, because most of us are now in the age bracket politely described as “old people”, we chose to do it in style - staying in private huts run by the Tasmanian Walking Company. This meant rehydrated noodles are to be replaced with proper food, creek washing replaced with four-minute showers, and filtered stream water to be replaced - heroically - with Tasmanian wine.


THE NIGHT BEFORE: Launceston to Red Feather Inn

We all converge in Launceston, at the sandstone embrace of Red Feather Inn, a place with the right kind of charm to calm the nerves of even the most anxious walker. It is here we first meet our guides, Blake and Braydon. I got a sense they regarded us sympathetically, in the way one looks at people who have clearly no idea what the hell they are doing as one of our party nodded bravely and secretly Googled “what is hypothermia”.

With hiking gear laid out, we go through a roll call of essential equipment with the precision of astronauts preparing for launch.  We were required to be well-prepared: sturdy boots, waterproof gear, warm layers - because wild weather here wasn’t a threat, it was tradition capable of snow, rain, sun and wind on the same summer afternoon. 

With most gear present, and last-minute decisions to ditch non-essential items to reduce pack weight that extra few grams decided, we re-load our packs – our worldly possessions for the week - ready for adventure.

The rest of the evening is spent over a spread of local produce, wine and laughter giddy with excitement and anticipation for what lay ahead. Conversation alternated between competitive lying about fitness levels and the amount of training beforehand (no Megs- it is not just about the ‘quality’) and wondering who would be first to fall over.

DAY ONE — FORCES OF NATURE:

Waldheim to Barn Bluff Hut

We wake early for a scrumptious breakfast before one last re-pack (ie; what else could I do without in order to fit in the essential scroggin - a tramper's home-made high-calorie sweetmeat comprising dried fruit and nuts). Boarding the small minibus, we make our way to Cradle Mountain–Lake St Clair National Park under a sky that looked undecided about our fate ahead. Piling out of the bus, packs on back, water bottles filled and poles in hand, our boots hit the trail leaving the last bars of mobile phone reception behind.

Switching off from the world outside, the track wasted no time introducing us to Tasmania’s geological and ecological story. Walking through ancient temperate rainforest of myrtle beech, sassafras, and moss thick enough to cushion any fall. This soon gives way to Crater Lake, a perfect glacial bowl carved during the last Ice Age.

Natures water fountain

Within a few bends we were reminded the Overland Track was both spectacular and serious. This is no stroll or walk in the park. The first ascent to Marion’s Lookout (approx 1,250 m) is not for the faint-hearted especially with more than 10kg strapped to your back trying to topple you head over the cliff edge. We slowly haul ourselves up the steep section using chains bolted to the cliff - the near vertical climb filling lungs and testing the leg muscles (see John – those three weeks doing leg presses at the gym finally paid off). At Marions Lookout we enjoy a view over Crater Lake, Dove Lake and the surrounding valleys.

The Climb to Marions Lookout

From here the track undulates (what we later are informed are called “fundulations”) across the plataue. As we climb higher, the trees become increasingly stunted, pressed down by the relentless power of mother nature. Soon, they give way to tough, resilient shrubs, grasses and wildflowers, uniquely adapted to withstand the brutal weather conditions that are commonplace up here. In the distance, dark dolerite columns begin to rise out of the horizon, the volcanic bones of mountains shaped by fire, ice and an unforgiving amount of time.

Eventually we reach Kitchen Hut sitting at the base of Cradle Mountain which looms ovehead like a natural church cathedral spire. The geology here is older than most countries, quartzite bedrock tilted eons ago.

Almost 10 years ago we arrived here at Kitchen Hut as a day hiker and made our way to the summit of Cradle Mountain. We were fortunate enough to experience a brilliant blue-sky day. But standing at the top looking down over the Overland Track disappearing into the horizon, I became jealous of those hikers leaving us day trippers behind.  10 years later we are now one of those hikers.

Cradle Mountain

While the weather was nothing short of perfect years ago when we first summited Cradle Mountain, today we faced the true temperament of these wild ranges. What started as a gentle shower quickly escalated: wind whipped the rain sideways, pelting our gear and forcing us to stoop, braced against the threat of being swept off the mountain. At last, we stumbled into the emergency igloo-like shelter, finding relief and a moment to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. It was a welcome refuge, but also a stark reminder that the fierce weather here is never to be underestimated.

While the temporary shelter was a relief, clearly the entire walking party could not all stay here overnight so we pushed on through the wind and rain in the knowledge that there was a warm shower and heaters waiting at the end. By the time Barn Bluff Hut’s honey timber walls appeared, we were soaked but strangely exhilarated. A younger me would have enjoyed staying in the public huts or tents, however standing here soaked to the bone I am glad we chose to live in a bit more luxury.

While the huts may have more luxuries than the public hut, that does not make them any less sustainable.  Solar power, rainwater collection and strict waste protocols ensure that even luxury is done with respect to the wilderness. This, we reasoned, was entirely in keeping with the spirit of the track’s founder, Gustav Weindorfer - an Austrian-born hotelier who arrived in Tasmania in the early 1900s, fell in love with Cradle Mountain, and promptly campaigned for it to be protected “for the people forever”. He believed wilderness should be experienced, not conquered. He did not, however, specify whether it should be experienced with gourmet meals and pinot noir.


DAY TWO — Icing on the Mountains

Barn Bluff Hut to Pine Forest Moor Standing Camp

Waking inside our warm sleeping bags, cocooned in a snug, dry hut, it was easy to believe the world outside was behaving itself. The long-range forecast we’d obsessively checked before leaving home had warned us the temperature would plunge into single digits overnight, but forecasts are abstract things when you’re in the mountains. We shuffled into the dining room — which also functioned as kitchen, lounge room and physio room — and peered through the window into the pale early-morning light.

At first, something odd was drifting past the glass. Little white flecks. Soft, floaty things that looked suspiciously like cotton wool escaping from a torn pillow. We stared in silence for a moment, still waking up, until someone finally shouted the word none of us had prepared for: “SNOW!” Faces were instantly pressed to the window like children in a toy shop. It was undeniably magical — and also a little bit daunting. Snow, in the middle of summer, was not part of the tourist brochure. As the excitement settled, a new thought arrived: we were about to hike through it.

Not being detered, we set off across undulating heathland, our boots leaving a trail of fresh footprints in the thin white dusting. It wasn’t deep — just enough to give the mountains a light frosting, as though Tasmania had been lightly dusted with icing sugar. Ice crystals cling to the edges of the pandanifolia (grass tree), and every step feels slightly more adventurous than strictly necessary for a holiday. The cold air makes everything sharper: the silence, the crunch underfoot, and the very clear realisation that this place did not care what month it was.

 A few hours later the snow retreated as quickly as it had arrived, melting into the soil and transforming the track into a network of miniature rivers and lakes. With the extra moisture, the scoparia shrubs burst into colour, its flowers flaring in reds, yellows and whites like bunting strung across the plain. Nearby, Eucalypts stand like solemn green sentinels guarding the trail, looking as though they had seen far stranger things than a group of damp hikers complaining about their socks.

Continuing along the gentle “fundulations” of the track, we began our descent into rainforest, where low alpine shrubs slowly surrender to dense, tangled forest that filter the daylight into a soft green glow. The world closed in around us, cool and damp, as trunks thicken and branches knit together overhead. Fallen logs lay strewn across the forest floor like a giant’s forgotten pick-up-sticks, each one thickly coated in luminous lime-green moss.

The melting snow also introduces us to one of the great philosophical lessons of the Overland Track: ‘mud is your friend’. The rule is simple - walk through it, not around it. Trying to dodge puddles risks twisted ankles, heroic slips, and the slow widening of the track through erosion. The soils here are so fragile they take thousands of years to rebuild, which is why boardwalks snake across the wettest sections, protecting vegetation that grows at the speed of continental drift. Of course, this noble principle does not stop the track itself from becoming a cunning obstacle course of tree roots designed specifically to trip you, combined with thigh-deep, energy-sapping mud that steals your boots and occasionally your dignity.

As quick as you descend, its not long before you rise back up again out of the forrest. Eventually the weather softens and gray skies are replaced with flashes of blue. Gums and myrtle trees thin and give way to open plains with Mount Pelion West appearing ahead of us. Further on, Lake Windermere provides the perfect spot for a short break and would have been an ideal spot for a swim had the temperature not been colder than my beer fridge.

Looking out over Mount Pelion West

After a day of extremes on the Overland Track we arrive at Pine Forest Moor Standing Camp, where the original hut had recently been lost to fire. While our small rooms are replaced with simple tents, we still get the comfort of a temporary mess building that is very civilised, especially once wine appears.

As dusk settles, our first wombat wanders casually through the grass outside our window, unconcerned by the earlier snow or curious hikers taking photos as it grazes.

If the evening couldn’t get any better, as we watch the last showers fade over Mount Oakleigh, a rainbow arches over the escarpment, nature’s way of ending the chapter to another amazing day on the Overland Track.


DAY THREE — Ancient Rainforests

Pine Forest Moor to Pelion Plains Hut

This morning greeted us with a light mist draped over the mountains and what would prove to be the final curtain call for rain for the rest of the hike.

While the past few days had been dominated by big, brag-worthy alpine views, today belonged entirely to ancient forests. It is not long after setting off that we descend into towering myrtle-beech rainforest, thick with moss and fern and looking suspiciously like a rejected set from Lord of the Rings.

Ferns unfurl. Logs decay slowly. Water whispers constantly, as if the forest itself is gossiping about us. Ahead, the trail narrows into a green tunnel, the vegetation closing in and pulling your gaze forward into the distance. It is hypnotic walking, the kind that makes you forget how long you’ve been moving until you trip over.

Below your feet lies a twisting spiderweb of roots. It becomes a difficult choice whether to stare downwards to avoid tripping over, or to look ahead for the next orange marker to reassure yourself you haven’t wandered off and gotten lost like the girls in the movie Picnic at Hanging Rock.

Equally twisted are the surrounding trunks. Much of the gnarly forest is coated in fluorescent green moss, as though a painter arrived with only one colour and committed fully to using the entire tin.

This effect becomes even more dramatic when crossing the small streams, where the boulders look less like rocks and more like strange, overgrown furry apples.

After several transitions in and out of forest, we reach the Forth River which curves quietly beside us. Not long after, we arrive at Frog Flats, the lowest point of the entire track, where the forest feels ancient beyond time.

Stopping to rest, I notice the smaller details: the bright red berries of the Mountain Pinkberry; the textured bark of the trees; the intricate patterns in the moss; the curly dry leaves of the Pandani (giant grass tree); the broccoli like Lichen (Blue Tier); and the strange, vivid orange Ruby Beech fungus. This fungus grows only on Myrtle Beech trees, forming a smooth globe before splitting open to resemble an orange golf ball. Amazingly, it is edible, although I prefer the hut chefs over my foraging effort.

As we ascend again, the wetter forest begins to fade and dry sclerophyll forest makes its return. This eventually opens onto Pelion Plains, delivering distant views and the iconic spires of Mount Oakleigh, where dolerite columns frame the horizon like the broken tooth of an alligator. Below this button grass spills outward from the tree line. Other flowers appear. In fact, between 40 and 55 per cent of the documented alpine plant species here are found nowhere else in the world.

Lunch is taken beside the historic Old Pelion Hut, a century-old building once used by miners and early trappers. Built in1917 (although there were other huts built prior) as accommodation for the manager of the nearby copper mine, it served hunters and trappers before walkers began to be its primary residence. Here, the wilderness shifted from something to be endured for survival and work, to something you entered voluntarily - a decision that still seems questionable to me when it’s raining and blowing a gale.

Further on, we pass the New Pelion public hut, where I am certain the walkers glare at us, knowing we are among those ‘special’ people staying in luxury. To avoid inflaming tensions, we detour to Fossil Creek, which leaves little to the imagination. The creek bed is scattered with fossilised rocks bearing ancient markings etched into stone.

After another remarkable day on the track, we arrive at our hut for the night. Sitting in comfortable lounges in front of a warm heater, Riesling in hand (again, apologies to those in the public hut), I read about the thylacine - better known as the Tasmanian tiger - hunted relentlessly for bounties and blamed for livestock losses until extinction ended the argument. The last known thylacine died in 1936 at Hobart Zoo, but that has not stopped thousands of reported sightings ever since. It felt sad to reflect on the loss while sitting in what is now a World Heritage Area with wombats and pademelon grazing outside our window in the last of the evening light.


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